In Cat's Eye

2007-04-29T13:09:00.000+08:00

HEY PEOPLE.

I'm closing this bloggie down already. And strange enough, I'm closing it on my 150th post entry. Hahaaa..

Anyway, I'm opening a new blog soon. Please come and ask me personally for my blog add. If you don't, you're probably the weight-conscious-bitchy backstabber in my school. Wait a minute, I think YOU ARE THE ONE! Who probably thinks you are all so smart and pretty. Too bad, guys won't want to fuck you.

Hope to see you fall from grace soon! (Actually, you HAD fallen from grace THREE YEARS ago. Need me to remind you?)

Ha. My last vindictive post. Just for you. Think I'm a mother-fucking bitch? Think again.

2007-02-12T11:27:00.000+08:00

I decided to do my titles away. I thought it's rather pointless to think hard for a spectacular title everytime I'm going to blog.

Today isn't any better for me. I didn't go to school today. I'm not that sick to the point where I have to stay at home. I just needed some rest and to get away from school for a day.

I'm feeling sick in the head, too.

I mean, imagine you're a seventeen year-old girl trying so hard to improve your lousy grades from a C5 to a B3 and you have so many other pressures around you. Like those rich, spoilt and high-end stuff sporting brats enjoying their high life and sneering at you while you're stuck in a middle class family who owed some fucking bloodsucking company over a fucking huge amount of over hundred thousand. And the last thing you need is your close friend to constantly trying to put you down and outdo you everytime you have a slight improvement in your character and studies. And the only form of emotional support comes from your boyfriend and maybe other empathetic close friends.

Sometimes I really believe I am sick in the head. But I don't need your sympathy because I'll outlive this shit I'm going through.

2007-02-11T18:10:00.000+08:00

Allow Me To..

Self-pity myself.

I'm feeling rather pathetic these days. Blame the menses. It's miserable when your previous stuck-up cohort is having fun while you're stuck with some really noisy asses in your class.

And people will come and lecture me about the half-empty-or-half-full-cup-theory. Stupid asses. It doesn't matter if the cup is filled with water or not. What matters is I need a better life. RIGHT NOW.

So I'm going to kill all those useless spoilt brats who are having fun and capture those whom I hate most and make them my slaves.

Beware, I'm ANGRY.

2007-02-09T22:42:00.000+08:00

Wait Till You Tried Too Hard

And you'll end up pathetically like me. Like me.

Consequences of trying too hard is losing a friend you deemed important and now she feel EXTREMELY guilty because she doesn't even dare to look at you.

Or like me, you retained and screwed up one year of your life.

I've been in a whole self-denial shit that I'm really lucky to retain. Because if I did not, I'll fail terribly for my O's. This is shit.

All of you.
Those who abandoned, betrayed and even despised me.
You guilt-riddened pile of shits.
Condemn and demean me while you can
because I'LL BE THE PERSON WHO'LL HAVE MY LAST LAUGH.

2007-01-28T00:23:00.000+08:00

Left Behind

I'm so depressed recently. I felt so left behind by everyone.

Everybody seemed to go to JC for the first three months. Here am I, still struggling to get my O's over and done with. How stupid is that?! To add salt to wound, I browsed through my primary schoolmates' friendster profile and I feel like dying. Most of them graduate already.

And I have only four really, really close friends who I hang out only. Those whom I used to hang out all dead already. I didn't hear from them anymore. Even they're still breathing, I think they might be better off out of my sight.

What a melancholic world I'm living in!

I would like to thank XL and Barh Bao

For the bad company and making me lose so many friends Thanksthere at the wrong time and causing my life a living hell.
For showing me that even the person I trusted most can turn HER back on me.
For being the badasses in my life so I know such low-class people exists.
For showing me how she leeched, suck up to the rich, act pitiful and backstabbed me. It was a very valuable and useful lesson.
For triggering my creative glands to produce those wonderful creative juices to kill you all with a single word from my keynboard.
For showing friends don't necessary be supportive.
For making me the fucking bitch who tried to kill CWB. Even though the fact that he actually harassed me. You motherfucker.
For being such sympathetic shit who made me the biggest villian of year 2005 though he fact that all of you ganged up on Dino and me. WHO'S THE COWARDLY BULLIES NOW?!?!?!
For being such a Sherlock Holmes for following Dino and me to Hying's block and pretend you wanted to give me something but the fact is that you fucking-materialistic kampong-big(bigger than B75)-droopy-neh-neh-bimbotic-bitch-who recently-kana-yelled-at-in-the-public-for-being-such-a-dirty-whore is just following me and was caught by the sharp-eyed dino. (Stating the obvious the spit at you directly in your face.)

Thank you people for being bullies, motherfuckers, bitches and disgusting things. I totally love it.

I really hope both of you become couples. I mean it because both have the same fucking personality and they should get along very well.

2007-01-21T01:08:00.000+08:00

I'm Blogging!

Yes I am and I am blogging right now!

I'm rather disappointed lately. I don't really write poems anymore! So, I shall start sometime when I can get my hands on these pretty words! Yeah, it has been a difficult year last year but definitely it's a year ahead this year! (:

And finally, after knowing Enno for three years, I finally had a proper dainty photo with her!

Check out this hottie beside me!

And check out this cutie beside her!

And I *Muuuuumuuu* her!

This toot-looking thing beside my smart ass is undeniably SEXAY!

And we're gay! Totally!

And I'm never wrong about anyone being hot! (or pretty, cute, adorable, beautiful, striking, breath-taking, fugly, etc. NEVER.)

See! We had lotsa fun! But Hying and Zuay took lesser pictures. :\

But neverthless, it's a pretty sight to be with!

Maybe not...

And we look alike(I think) in this pic. ...

Oh man! So many photos! 'Cos I took so many of them during the camp week. And there is just so many photos to take lah! And so many unnecssary facial expression were contributed by us!

'The Classics'

And one more with Fairus! We're both gay!

I shall stop the photo sharing first 'cos Photobucket is lagging now.

I went blog-hopping just now to poke my nose into other people's business. People from my year are putting their feet into JC already and my ass is still stuck to the chair in SJC. I'm such a loser man. For a moment, I thought I was feeling sorry for myself. So pathetic lah! Hahaa.

Oh well, you'll never know.

2007-01-16T00:43:00.000+08:00

Since the Last Century...

It has been a hectic week for me! So many things to do in such short time is just not doing Kitty any justice! :<

I have so many things to blog about but I'll just start about what happened on 15 January 2006, which is half today and half yesterday...

I had a great time in school.

I had a great time drinking bubble tea with Hying and owing her $25 for stuff.

I did some of my homework.

I couldn't find my beloved retired series calculator model fx-911, Casio. And also a hand-me-down Social Studies Sec 4 from Dino.

I went home and was hunting down my lost items.

Ah Kor (My Eldest Brother) came home with a very special present... for himself.

Specially autographed by Sing herself!!! Actually, it's a gift from her for my mama. But my lecherous brother decided to keep it for himself. :<

Oh well!

2007-01-07T08:16:00.000+08:00

I'm Tired!

The first week of school has never been so hectic for me! All the CIP preparation alone is crazy enough! And the additional of my own activities is worse! =.=

And this whole week's activities comprises of drumming, CIP dance practices, buy office wear, tuition and lots of tuition homework. This is killing me!!!

I couldn't find any office wear and I nearly died in town - till I went bugis and found my lovely dress in the first shop I stepped in. :D

I just can't wait!!

2007-01-01T23:22:00.000+08:00

The Other Confessions

Happy New Year!

Aye, it's 2007. So I shall blog about the non-vindictive ones. But I must confess up all my sins!

Being an outright, absolute, downright, undeniable, positive, pure, total , consummate and hopeless retail addict. I'm addicted to shopping.
I'm lazy.
I'm untidy.
I'm vindictive.
I have poor time management.
I'm a glut.
I'm too vain.
I'm highly irritable when my mood are low. *Tsk tsk*
I'm a sucker for beauty and fashion, this leads back to my first sins and my addiction to women's magazines.
Being too forgetful - also means not focusing all the time.

Okay, I have many others that I can't name. But yeah, I'm sinful!!! Sinful, sinful and very SINFUL! Goodness gracious me!

But I've been very good too! I have done and learnt a lot things!

I stood up for a friend!
I have learnt that drinking and smoking is very bad for health! Totally hazardous!
I have came to admit that I'm actually psychotic!
I have managed to not be as spoilt and irresposible as Barh Bao!
I came to realise that I can feel brainwaves of people's feeling! Beware, lowly humans!
I have learnt how to play drums!
I have learnt who are my true friends are now! So now I can totally avoid people who are like Barh Bao!
I have learnt to organise my wardrobe!
I have improved my sense of style from my friends!
I have beauty tricks at my fingertips!

See! I've changed parts of me and I'm working towards more to self-reconstruction! And telling you, CWB and Barh Bao:

Wow, man. That felt real good. =D So much for this new year!

2006-12-31T10:04:00.000+08:00

Vindication of Huiqi and The Other Confessions

Since today is the last day of year 2006, maybe I should just blog something I have on my mind.

I think this year is pretty good in terms of my studies. I managed to pull up my socks in time to maintain a passing grade for at least four subjects. And I went to school often. Okay, not really. But hey! I pon-ed school and still got promoted, not advanced. There's a very big difference.

But when it comes to relationships with people, there's lot of ups and downs. I have made like, many friends in my new class, outside class and at IRN. I think it's great to widen my social circle. But then again, I think this is an amount for "God" to make up for the loss of friends over four years. Okay, "God" don't really exist, but since I lost so many friends due to BARH BAOX, maybe fate or something unknown to the world rearranged to make me have new friends. Yeah, I have lost too many friends. That's why I HATE Barh Baox.

[ BECAUSE YOU HAVE MADE A LIVING HELL OUT OF MY LIFE ]
YOU HAVE NOT COME TO REALISED HOW I HAVE SUFFERED ALONG WITH MY FRIENDS UNDER YOUR SELFISH AND IMBECILIC ACTIONS AND THOUGHTS. I WILL ONLY LIVE FREELY AND SNAP OUT OF YOUR MENTAL TORTURE WHEN I KILL YOU IN MY DREAMS AND SEE YOU SUFFER IN REAL LIFE. Then you'll understand what I had gone through. You will not lead a good life and have peace of mind until you enter your grave, because you have made a living hell out of my life.

Lost a few worthless friends here and there and finally, I lost a priceless one.

Let my voices be heard!

I seek friends who are rich in knowledge but not rich in wealth.
(I'm rich enough to order pizza every single night, so I don't need your money)

I will protect my friends unconditionally, in return I ask for only your acknowledgement that we are friends. (Say so if we are just not friends ANYMORE)

LIES do not pacify me, only the truth will set my mind to peace!
(You bloody liar)

The Evil One distorts the truth but I will slay it for I'm their friend.
(Retainees still can go JC and Poly. And Hying topped the class, does it make us the Evil One?)

To be continued...

2006-12-25T03:35:00.000+08:00

Betrayal

One day, maybe just around little before Christmas, I flipped the dictionary and saw a very eye-catching word!

Betray;
–verb (used with object)

1. to deliver or expose to an enemy by treachery or disloyalty: Benedict Arnold betrayed his country.
2. to be unfaithful in guarding, maintaining, or fulfilling: to betray a trust.
3. to disappoint the hopes or expectations of; be disloyal to: to betray one's friends.
4. to reveal or disclose in violation of confidence: to betray a secret.
5. to reveal unconsciously (something one would preferably conceal): Her nervousness betrays her insecurity.
6. to show or exhibit; reveal; disclose: an unfeeling remark that betrays his lack of concern.
7. to deceive, misguide, or corrupt: a young lawyer betrayed by political ambitions into irreparable folly.
8. to seduce and desert.

EIGHT explanation to a six-letter word is quite a lot. So, for the sake of the people who are not capable of understanding normal English, let me put it simply in terms of friendship:

They tell you they're busy, but the fact is that they're lying to avoid your company. They leave you hanging, clinging to the false hopes of their promises.
Then in the end you were left to figure out that all the while she hasn't been a friend And it sounds like you're a schizoprenic when YOU'RE NOT.

AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT SCHIZOPRENIC, but just a little psychotic 'cause I'm going to dreamland to stab people who had hurt me. Please don't be one of them because this means I really hate you to the smallest atom in my bones. Well, hanging out with goody-two-shoes doesn't make you any better because they're like what, the shit in the sewage? Yeah, forgetting your roots as the cream of the crops and decomposing like this bitches will definitely get you to best colleges in town. DEFINITELY. I mean, look! They're like so encouraging and promising and fucking angelic people with halos on their rotten head, you WILL DEFINITELY PASS YOUR EXAMS. Trust me like what your family trusted them.

Just to let you know, there's tonnes of blood-sucking leeches and unfortunately, you've got one tht's gonna suck till you're left with eyeballs only to see what this leech has done to you. Unless, you have infinite blood bank to feed it.

I'm blessed witht the ability to spot apparent lies and excuses. And definitely not-so-apparent feelings you unknowingly sent out to me. I'm saying this to you because

THE FAMILY FUNCTION THING YOU SAID TWO MONTHS AGO WAS A COMPLETE WHITE LIE. AND THE MOST EVIL WHITE LIE EVER TOLD BY MANKIND, was from you. evee darling.

2006-12-19T11:23:00.000+08:00

IKEA TRIPPU

I brought my Dino along for my Ikea Tampines trip. It was both happiness and disappointing for me.

Actually is more of a happiness for me than disappointment. I couldn't find the biggest box; the one that is $7 for two boxes. That's why I'm kinda disappointed.. But the place is like WOW. Because the moment I step in I've got to take the lift and go down...

...to get to the other side.

To my utter amazement and sua gu-ness, they actually put sofas on the wall!

And shopping in Ikea Tampines is like shopping in a big, comfy and air-conditioned warehouse!

Sometimes I really wonder how they get to the top to get the stuff...

And after you check out with all your beloved new furniture, you can actually wrapped them up and the cutest of all...

...you can test your light bulbs! How cute is that!!! Gosh! *So Ster lah. LOL*

I'm definitely going back for more!

2006-12-14T22:51:00.000+08:00

THURSDAY BLOGBUSTER

13/12/06 21:58 PM

It was a quiet Wednesday, a very lonely one indeed. PK was feeling rather lonely as his gay partner, JK, went home without him. But wait, a bright, gayish hot pink signboard caught PK's eyes!

Bernie's Single's Club. Enter At Your Own PLEASURE. It was the ultimate temptation for any lonely men. Especially when they are single. Especially when they are gay and desperate, too. For PK's case, he is 49% LONELY, 51% SINGLE AND 100% DESPERATE! He decided to enter to satisfy his hunger for the pleasure JK failed to acheive.

PK: ... I'm GAY

"ARE YOU FEELING LONELY TONIGHT?"

. . . *Shows no interest*

"YOU LOOKING FOR ME?"

"I'M PRETTY GOOD, YOU KNOW?"

"I'M A TRANSSEXUAL ANYWAY. SO I'M STILL A MAN INSIDE. I'M ERNIE. YOU LIKE ME?"

"Actually, I don't really need yo.."
"I KNOW YOU DO!"

AND THAT WAS THE END OF PK.

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We were laughing our asses off coffee bean man! Especially Hying when she took all the very gay photos...

If you look closely enough she was laughing damn hard... So yeah, everyone were pretty much entertained.

Dearest Gerald,
I know this is a little late, but yeah. I guess this must be one of your most gay birthday! And it's on your SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY! Enjoy! You know we love your gayness and utter craziness!

Xoxo,
Huiqi :>

(Yeah, this post is dedicated to Eunice, Gerald, Hying and PK. Not forgetting Bernie, Enno and JK who missed the whole gay incident.)

Look out for my upcoming new posts!

2006-12-12T15:47:00.000+08:00

Splurge My Ass(ets) Off

I'm shopping like crazy these days because I know next year I wouldn't even have a chance to shop online. Having my O's next year is supremely MORBID especially when I'm seventeen next year. *PUKES*

Thus, I'm rather pleased that I got most of my staple necessities. :D

But it's really boring to shop on a weekday, alone. I love shopping alone but only on weekends. You don't see anything like this on the first two days of the week:

And like this:

I think meeting all these like-minded complete nutters is like seeing your fellow species in a strange place. So yeah, I didn't get a chance to see all these young and energetic like-minders around on a boring Tuesday.

But I did find lots of great looking clothing in Far East! Must-go-in shops are:

Miss Notty
Black Clover
Ztamp

Because the stuff is like SUPER! Hahaa, and I got myself a really nice pic!

I really like this dress, but I thought it was rather weird so I didn't buy it. *Sighs* Now I feel like going back to get it. I guess I'm just suffering from Shopping Wthdrawal Symptom (SWS). But never mind, the most I go back and buy. HAH!

Guess I got to go off to get my stuff. Shall blog more!

2006-12-12T10:47:00.000+08:00

Ewww

Today I won't be putting up any pictures because there isn't much time. Oh well, I guess I'll just put up some words while waiting for my brother to crawl out of the bathroom.

I'm really glad being someone who is blessed with the powers to be intuitive and analytical by nature; just like my obasan (mama). And hence, I discovered the many secrets and feelings and even brainwaves some people sent out to me or people around me. And strangely, these are the things that not many can hide and conceal discreetly, no matter hard they try.

Guess what, Mozzie. I know who's thought you're carrying. So, please come to my blog often, like how often I go to yours and check out the cute and yummy pictures you so wanna take home.

And yeah, I seriously know how much you detest me. Same here.

2006-12-09T22:29:00.000+08:00

A Limited Saturday

I can't do much today simply because i was scolded by Mister Ang.

So yeah, today was quite a restricted day. Nevertheless, I'm still able to blog because my brother is playing mahjong downstairs. (:

I went supper with Gerald, Hying and Peiwen. And we were comparing the contrast between ourselves. As in, how different we are.

Indeed, we are very different from each other. AND I'M THE DARKEST AND HAIREST AMONGST THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

EVEN GERALD LOOK MORE NIANG THEN ME BECAUSE HE HAS LESSER HAIR!

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

This is so not fair. I bet Gerald must be smirking his ass off. Let the Cat tell you: Your DOOMSDAY'S HERE. Because Marlboro Menthol told me:

And before he left for the family bin, he reminded me that:

Wah lau. The font so big, this Marlboro really want to scare me till I shit in my pants. So Gerald, still want to smoke anot?

. . .

Waah, Gerald you scared arh?

I hope you really mean what you say...

2006-12-09T10:11:00.000+08:00

Guess Who's Back?

It's my brother! And therefore, blogging would be much limited. So shall continue sometime next week! Do be here for the entries!

Still refusing to take photos. Incorrigible Little Man.. *shakes head*

2006-12-08T12:09:00.000+08:00

Friday Flow

I had an exremely boring morning. I went through this whole stale morning with music downloads, two Bleach episode-marathon and getting my burnt-Eason-Chan cd from Moo.

And I'm still struggling to get the full version of Rolling Star by YUI. I think the song is damn nice lah. It's the OP of Bleach from episode 106 onwards.

Super nice opening!

I so want to watch this [Memories of Nobodies]!

Okay, I have a little suprise!

To be continued!

2006-12-06T11:14:00.000+08:00

Acheivements Review

Today, I would very much like to review my acheivements.

SHOP ALONE. Check.
SWIM ALONE. -
GYM ALONE. -
WATCH MOVIE ALONE. -
CABLE SKIING. -
CLEAR UP DISASTERIFIC ROOM. -
VISIT KINOKUNIYA. -
VISIT IKEA. -
VISIT ESPLANADE. -
GO GIG. -
MOVIE-MARATHON. -
GO K-BOX. Check.
DO SOME O's PREP. -
RETAIL THERAPY. Next Wednesday!

Oh my god. I'm like only left with two weeks? And I only achieved a measley number of THREE THINGS?!?!?!?!?! And to think the ones in red is VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT! My goodness, I think I seriously need help.

Maybe this magic-shroom would help.

Okay, I'm just being lame. Please people! Help me!

2006-12-05T11:08:00.000+08:00

A Smile Factor

There is sure a lot of things to smile about. For example, able to be with your family and friends, getting good results, getting your paycheck, receiving something special on special occasion and many many more! There is so many reason to smile!

And I have a tiny smile factor here!

'Cause I'm feeling rich!

Of course I'm not going go about blogging how I got my CK Electric lah, but just to let you guys know some little interesting things about me:

I'm on a perfume frenzy now! My next paycheck goes to Vera Wang Princess!
I have Gucci Envy Me, Miss Dior Cherie, Paul Smith Floral, Ralph Laurent Hot and Ck Electric. :D *shows off*
I only buy perfume that is 100ml and above. (There are perfume that is 120ml and even 300ml...) That is, the largest bottle.

By the way, the another smile factor is, I'm going to put more photos!

Another important person - My dance instructor, Ling'er!

I found this really pretty photo lying around, so MUST POST! And I must say I really love that dress that I'm wearing. 'Cause it's GORGEOUS!!! Especially when it's on me. XP

I don't really have a proper photo with Enno, sadly and strangely, the only proper ones are neoprints. But I've found this picture of us playing in some kiddie adventure park in Kovan...

Oh by the way people! Please send me any photos that consist of you and me! Because I'm going to blog them into my bloggie! (:

A reason to smile; Christmas is here.

2006-12-04T11:38:00.000+08:00

What You See is What You Get!

I decided to go back to my previous font size, because the largest one look so damn irritating. BAAH. I feel like ranting today! This is going to be a long long long post!

Have you ever wondered how I actually looked like? I look like this:

Okay, this is me in my ultimate cat form! I looked damn sexy in this tabby catsuit! But recently, I lost my sexyness and I looked damn lost...

I suffering from malnutrition, I guess.. And so I decided to wear my human skin back again! But then again, I don't zi lian nowadays, so there's only a very old photo of me, very zi lian. (:

I know this look damn good but it sure invites a lot criticism, so here's another photo of me sleeping.

Oh my goodiness! I'm having fun describing my pictures, this is going to get very self-absorbed! Wee~

By the way, I also want to introduce people who are important to me! Mama and Me!

My pet Dino!

My really really GREAT LOVERS! Hying and Enno!

Really! These are very important people in my life! And of course, those who you don't see your pictures in here, worry not. Because I have very limited photos and I'm very selective of them. So, if your photos are not in here, probably I don't have one good photo that truly represent you. (:

And people, people! I would also like to introduce these people who I've been with in some part of my life. They are the new friends I've made and I going to cherish for life!

First of all, the man who brought us together and my inspiration; Bernie!

The very first close friend in IRN! Gerald the Chili Padi!

The very sweet little girl I want to bring home so much, Shili!

This guy is my unwilling crush, PK!

And last but not the least, my baby brother, JK!

Yeahness! Because I finally post photos into my blog officially! I'm going to swim with Dino now, so I'll continue more pictures later or tommorow! (:

Be aniticipated!

2006-11-29T11:03:00.000+08:00

New Font Size

I prefer big font size to normal itsy bitsy looking one. That's why my font size look so gigantic now. My preference for bigger font size is due to my astigmatism. So bo bian.

Bigger font also mean that I'm getting a little more aggressive. Let me get this straight. I don't like people who don't put things clearly. If you need to go out with this person just say so. Don't tell me that you're busy and you can't make time for me. I know there's lots of complications but hey, I'm not as unreasonable as some people. So please just say it and explain yourself and I'll be a good pussy cat and shut the fuck up.

And I mean it. Too bad you don't realise how much I love you even I wasn't there for you for the whole year.

Now I'm just angry.

2006-11-27T13:50:00.000+08:00

A Message to Kill

I hate to be sympathised, hated, and insulted. Don't anyone? Your eyes tells you to harbour abhorrence towards me. Your heart immediately radiate a strong urge to dislike me. Your ears shut when I started to speak. Your head starts putting ideas to your senses and this is when your hands started putting idiotic and childish things that I DEEMED UNTRUE.

Enough of it already.

I hate you for dissing my friend. SHE'S MY FRIEND! You cannot insult her like what you feel about me because YOU DON'T KNOW HER. Not even CWB and BARH BAO can say such things to her. Let alone the teeny weeny little you!

She is, not only my friend. She is everybody else's friend and your evil words would only condemn and block the truth of who she really is to the world. May You and I be damned to the deepest level of hell she is still way, way above us. I do not allow you to sprout such nonsense about her! :
...
Oh god. saw - todayy :/I don't like you anymore. Your friend too.Eew. Your friend's make up is like :/ those people who are in the coffin. Yeah that bad. And I'm surprised you didn't tell her. The first time when I saw her, I dislike her, then i hate her, now I hate her to the core.Aiyah, I just don't like you both luh. Yucks yucks yucks. Gross.

2006-11-27T10:52:00.000+08:00

Early Morning

Today, surprisingly, I woke up at 7.20 am cluelessly. Probably it's because of a nightmarish dream I had. I can't really remember, but yeah, I went back to lalaland since it's early.

...

This particular guy tried to propose to a girl to be his girlfriend. Somehow I walk past and overheard the conversation. Then as I eavesdropped their conversation, they discovered me. Just when I'm going to escape I realised I have no strength to run! Then he captured me and tried to strangle me to death... with lotsa balloon to show that he love this girl.

MAN IT WAS FREAKY. Of course I didn't die or anything. But it was freaky and far-fetched. Especially that particular guy is a friend of mine.

How I wish someone can save me again.

2006-11-25T14:46:00.000+08:00

Puss in Boots and Thongs

Puss is a highly intellectual animal in the fairytale 'Puss in Boots'.

It's IQ and EQ surpass any human in this century and the diplomatic ties it managed to establish and the giant's castle he managed to get make it a more sophiscated being.

So, I thought being the new version of Puss in Boots, that is, being Puss in thongs would be great too. The urban vesion of a cat that is equipped with intellect and diplomatic skills; shrewd in handling problems and clever with words.

Shouldn't we should do this too?

2006-11-23T11:07:00.000+08:00

Ah Lian Incident

This is so gonna be an interesting entry.

There's a chinese saying that goes like this, "Trouble comes out from one's mouth." And indeed, very true.

I met up with Gerald and PK for lunch and we decided to go to Faber House to wait for Bernie. Just before we enter the lobby, there's this young girl and her group of friends, about thirteen years old, approach to sell pens (U.P. FIVE BUCKS).

So I said as a-matter-of-factly, "Orh! One pen five dollars right???" She said it wasn't and she proceeded to harass my male friends. Simply by pulling their expensive shirts and bag. Fucking irritating bitch.

- _____________________ -

I didn't like it because she was disturbing my crush. Nah, i'm just kidding. I didn't like it because she was disgracing all the female population on Earth. Where got people do charitable work and some more non-volunteery dress as if she is hooking up those lusty old fuck in Geylang or Joo Jiat?!?!

So I decided to disturb her back.

"Why not show me your cleavage and I'll buy a pen from you," I said while looking at her under developed breast. Only an A70 and she wants to reveal half of her tits?!?! Hello?! This is the 21st Century! Go get some push-up bra if you don't have the assets of a Barh Bao's!

Then PK added,"Wah, you think she prostitute ah?"

Precisely. And I think the girl got insulted by us and I got pissed off because they are still not willing to let us go until we buy a pen. I decided to go up to the office myself.

When I came down, Gerald told me that she wanted to find trouble with me, in Hokkien, it's "tio dai zi". Ah hah! But luckily all this young bastards can't do anything because Bernie and Gerald saved the day! I mean, even she manage to confront me, what can she do? I'll rip her nipples out before she can even touch me. Ok, maybe not.

And I strongly believe that instead of working in this charitable organisation, they should jolly well go hook up some dirty old man with their lousy sense of skimpy dressing and earn 10 dollars more than their current job.

I know this close encounter with this bitch it's actually mostly my fault, but if I don't say, probably she wouldn't know she really look like a whore. So I hereby to apologise to her now and hope she really get a job in Geylang or Joo Jiat.

2006-11-20T11:08:00.000+08:00

Pig Fuckers

I must really comment that some Singaporeans are pig fuckers. To think they wear over a thousand plus of goods on their rotten skin and receive one of the most sophiscated education in the world, they're pig fuckers.

And why are they pig fuckers? Simply because they do not have the slightest idea what is basic manners. And for some reason their faces are distorted and wretched in some ways that they cannot smile at all. Maybe at the sight of money and free gifts, yes. But not to their fellow countrymen striving out there trying to make a living out of this pathetically boogie-sized country.

And somehow, the education system has not been able to programme basic manners into their pig brain. They grunt and snort when we approach them for survey, flare their snorts when we asked if they are local or tourist as if being a human is an utter disgrace to them and we have just stepped on their pride the size of the cosmo! And sometime they are just blind, mute and deaf. They ignore us, then walk away with truimph as the wind and dust follow their footsteps.

Such audacity in the human race ought to be slain and purified! So that these pig fuckers can then be reincarnated to a better living thing.

Don't any OPC agree?

2006-11-15T01:07:00.000+08:00

Since When Leh?

Since when I last blogged leh? I don't know.

But has been quite an enjoyable holiday for after I worked as an OPC and take up drumming lessons. (I'm putting my typing skills to test now since my bro may be back any moment and kick me out of the computer seat.)

I know a bunch of fun-loving people (that means they love me) and I get to explore how drumming is like. Awwwww!

I have not been blogging for ages so now I really don't really have any idea to put into this entry. Gah.

But I do know something new! Examples are:

Allister full name is Allister Kee Wen Jian.
Bernard (my OPC supervisor) is 28 years old.
I am really cute (Okay, this is out of point)

2006-11-05T00:22:00.000+08:00

Holiday Blues and Partaying..

The things spoiling my holidays are school activities and not having 40 hours a day.

I can totally understand SYF practices, but I don't get it when the school have to put Additional Maths test on Boxing Day. I think their minds has been pretty screwed up when students start failing Maths. Bah! It's not my bloody problem. I'll just have to pass the dumb test. :<

I really, really hope there is 40 hours a day:
8 hours to sleep
8 hours to work
8 hours to date
8 hours to play (other activities...)
8 hours to do other stuff

And seriously, so much things can be done with 40 hours! Unfortunately and fortunately, 24 hours is given for a day. (Imagine you got a 16 hour job as a cleaner)

Well, the Christmas Get Together has been planned!

Like what I had mentioned in yesterday's post, I'll sent out the invitation personally or via post. What I need to worry is only whether my brother(s) would bring his friends home for Christmas Party.

My dear friends, I know you would be wondering all about the details, worrying whether you'll be invited and Christmas gifts etc. Fret not! For I am here to answer your questions, if they're relevant of course. Please ask me directly in person as I am the one in charge. Relevant questions and issues will be addressed. If you don't really get this whole chunk of information, please contact me at meow tagboard @ In-CatsEye and I'll be more than willing to answer your doubts. (:

2006-11-03T23:27:00.000+08:00

Long Long Ago...

Wah, it's been eons since I've blogged. I pretty busy lately - retail therapy and getting prepared for a tough job. Oh well!

My holiday has since been packed with so many activities! I have dance practice for next year's SYF, I went for my very first drumming lessons, shopped continuously for almost a week and went for my fourth interview and immediately got this very tough and challenging job. Hopefully it'll be fun for me! But the pay is not that attractive. Bah!

But then again, I wonder if I should go for writing lesson. I'm not mentally prepared for it actually. Maybe I'll try going tomorrow or next Saturday. Aw! Darlings and people! Give me some suggestions!

Some time ago, I bought a perfume, London Burberry, from Far East Plaza. And I realised I bought the wrong one. I'm so screwed lah! I wanted Brit Burberry but got London instead. I feel so loserish lah! And to think I have so many perfume in mind to get, this is all going crazy, but of course, Vera Wang Princess is still the very top priority.

Oh! Not forgetting to mention to my clique members -

CLIQUE INVITATION TO THE ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PARTY:
Invitation cards will be sent to guest via post or personally by me, Pussyth the Cat. And be sure to follow the rules and regulations. Gear yourself up for this coming Christmas and be sure to make yourself and entry passes* available on the day of this merry party. More informations will be revealed when the party is moulded completely into this nice beautiful Christmas Get-Together.

Be a good little animal and Mr Santa will grant you handsomely! (And I mean it.)

2006-10-31T23:44:00.000+08:00

Holiday Blues

Seriously, I'm not joking. I'm having a serious case of holiday blues. I think there is too little time for me to spend my holidays. I haven't got my T10 and Vera Wang simply because I have absolutely no time to work. No time to works simply means no money goes into my pocket!

I have the urgent need to go Ikea to get some new furnitures. I have the insane urge to get more pairs of jeans and more vintage dresses. I going crazy the rate of time being burnt away without doing anything I planned even much before my final year exams. SHOMEBODY SHAVE ME!

I need to go get my perfume first. Then at the mid of November, I'll get my T10.

Yeah good plan..

2006-10-21T23:17:00.000+08:00

Vivo City - Adventures of Walking in the Crowd

Today I went to the magnificient Vivo City with my significant half, Dino. It is just like what legends and myths describes - Si beh dua; gia until my kah tia tia.

But then there are still tonnes of shops not open yet. But with only around half of their shops open, the crowd there are crazy. The moment you walk, people in front will block you. The moment you stop, the people behind will push you. Walk and stop walk and stop. LIKE THAT HOW PUSSY SHOP? HOW? HOW? HOW?

Some more this autistic Dino dislikes crowds. I was afraid this Dino might bite off somebody's leg if anyone step on his tail. GAAH. Luckily the Dino is mild today. If not the zoo and Orang Utans might come after him. With the crowd, I don't even feel like shopping. So, I missed out my favourite Forever 21 humongous outlet. BLAH.

So went home early today. BLAH.

The MRT station was even more horrible. The amount of people go in and out is like the whole of Hougang people go in and out. So there was some cute police officers and extra station officers there to control the crowd.

Ek.

2006-10-20T22:49:00.000+08:00

Pussy At Your Service

Yes, it's me at your service!

I realised I've been smiling to service personnel for around two years already. Yes, and I shall keep on smiling. (:

I only realised it when I went to get some Dutch Lady milk at 7-11 somewhere near my house.

This nice newcomer cashier was polite and as usual, I flashed my 'Million Dollar' smile and thanked her for providing some info on Dutch Lady milk two for $2.25. She was nice and smile really nice at me back.

I smiled because I know service line is the lousiest, arse-wiping job ever. You serve people and the scrowl at you, you take their orders and they are extremely fussy (e.g. I would like to have three cubes of ice in my champagne please). You say thank you and they give you those measley few cents as your tips. (I must admit I don't really give tips though...)

So yeah, smiling is very important. But you don't have to smile if the service is bad.

The RipCurl wallet is such a darling! Thanks Enno and Hying for talent-spotting it! Now it's making the Roachie happy! Ahahaa! Now I want the wallet. AW~~~ Somebody give me a really nice Guess wallet for Chrismas, okay?

2006-10-19T19:38:00.000+08:00

So Long...

So long never blog already.

Yesterday there was four hours of dance! There'll be dance tomorrow again. And next Thursday (exactly one week from today), I'll be prancing around the stage.

Actually, I don't really know what to blog, but I felt that there is a need for me to type something here. And I'm suffering from strange muscle aches from yesterday's dance session. *Gaah* Thus, I shall be random.

Everybody's watching Princess Hours, including our non-cheena Dino! Well, I haven't really watch the show yet 'cause I intending to buy the DVD. But I haven't got a chance to step into Poh Kim yet, so yeah...

I'm back to read and write excessively again. And I'm going to join a creative writing class in November. But since the timing is 1300 to 1500, then it'll crash into my usual towning time. But since it's for the sake of furthering my interest, it's worth it. (:

I'm intending to buy this nice book titled ''I Am A Cat". And also the usual Murakami stuff. I might try picking up Cecelia Ahern's novels and also some classics. So, it's a time for binging on books. But I need to get some chinese literature book too. Since I want to be a better billinguist.

Prepare to feed me books.

2006-10-17T22:32:00.000+08:00

Neko

I went cycling with Hying and Ling'er at Pasir Ris this afternoon. Quite a weird trip...

Then we went to Tampines Mall. I saw this book I really like...

Titled 'I Am A Cat'.

Awww..! I want this book!!! Yes, I'm on my reading spree again.. I'm juggling three books at a time now.

Actually, there's nothing much to blog about today. But I haven't blog much about my short break. So I'm doodling here now. So I shall be random.

This morning I've got the worst dreams of my life. Of all dreams I've got the lousiest one this morning. It's the second time this year. So my infliction has yet to heal. I think I should kill you to make my nightmares go away... Fucking hell. Made my morning so miserable. Hopefully I'll snap out of it soon.

Hmm, stabbing seems to be the best option though it's too easy on you.

2006-10-13T10:55:00.000+08:00

A Dream Realised II

I know I blogged the same thing yesterday, but I just feel like blogging it again, on a different topic.

In case you guys didn't know (I doubt you do..), my chinese was an A* for my PSLE results. Yes, my chinese was very good. Heh.

So yeah, yesterday I called my long lost chinese tuition teacher.

Well, she's still very energetic and loud. - -"

So yeah, she invited me to her creative writing class this Saturday. Oh my oh my!!! Happiness!

2006-10-12T23:46:00.000+08:00

A Dream Realised

Okay, before I go into any topic, just to ask anyone if they know something...

There's 'realise' and realize' right? Which is the correct one to use? I mean, correct as in which is the British english one? Tell me if you know. (:

Yes, a few dreams realised.

I bought my beloved Levi's Ladies Style yesterday. Mind you, it's slim fit. It's very pretty and addictive. I've made a membership card and I'm going to save up again to give in to my craving for this 'dirty lust'. This pair of jeans made me felt like some drug junkie. I felt that I needed more money to buy more jeans, the more expensive the better. And I'm going to get my hands on Sevens or True Religion. I want CULT JEANS!

Yeah, I know this sounds like one of my jacket addiction. Heh.

Yeah, I shall be working in no time and will be getting my hands on:

Adidas Jacket
Vera Wang Princess
Shoes (Adidas or Nike)

Hmm, but I'm not very sure if I should get:

Sony Cybershot T10?
One more pair of jeans?
Bag? (Any kind)

Yeah, and I need to get to Ikea soon...

2006-10-09T16:39:00.000+08:00

Day Three

I wasn't blogging yesterday simply because I was studying.

-_-

Today's paper is macham chemistry paper. So I only have 50-50 whether I can pass or not. I'm indulging in another manga again - Death Note. It has an extremely clever plot. I give four (: out of five (: !!

To date, I have read more than ten manga series, but now I'm concentrating on Bleach, Nana, Trinity Blood and Death Note. All these manga is a blast! Trinity Blood and Death Note is more to the gothic genre. Great for people who likes to read about death and bloody accounts. ...

Okay, just to clarify, I only read them when I'm resting. So this does not affect my studying time.

(:

2006-10-07T23:14:00.000+08:00

Day Five

Today is really, really tiring for me. I've never felt so tired in my life before.

Though this year may look hopeful for me, but I haven't clean up yet. Yes, still fooling around like a total idiot. Why am I always regretting for fooling around? And I hate it lah.

Anyway, I realised my brother don't look at his keyboard when he type, at all! I mean, there are zillions who can but to see the live one is like 'oh my god'...

I'm turning in soon. Just to tell you that. sorry i'm sorry if things have to turn out this way, I just happened to have a crush on you and things will become worse if I don't do anything about it.

2006-10-06T14:45:00.000+08:00

Day Six

Oh my goodness, I'm only left with three more paper to mug for, and I'm a free cat!

Or at least for two months.

Yes, I can't wait the day I finish my Big O. That'll be the day I'll devote myself to books and more writing! And of course, more playing till I enroll into a JC or Poly. (:

Hmm, actually I wanted to address the issue on why I don't watch TV. I know it's boring, but yeah, who cares.

I used to be a TV addict too. Since the tender age of six, I commit myself to at least ten hours of TV before I do anything else. I was much better when I was older. I would just watch and watch and watch... I even watched Taiwan Ah Cheng and Pi Li Huo with my mother... Till last year when I totally cut off from TV. I didn't like the feeling of being tie down by the "responsiblty'' of watching TV everyday. If I watch once, I'll watch on. It's so irritating to be held up by TV shows when you have something important to do but then again the show is a die-die must watch. Can you imagine that? Very frustrating for a puss that has grave responsibilities to tend to, you know.

And before my 40 inch(or was it 52?) exist in my house, the only existing source of TV shows is in my brother's and parents' room. And since my mum's room TV is not working very well, the only source is reduced to my bro's. But being a supreme male chauvanist pig, I'm not allowed into his room. So, and therefore, I gradually watch lesser TV.

Well, in conclusion, this puss, that is me, didn't like to suffer the withdrawal symdromes of a TV addict and didn't have much chance to watch TV, ended up a complete prudent anti-TV addict.

Ok lah, I still watch it once in the while when I feel like it, but usually my attention span on the TV is reduced from ten hours to around three hours.

I'm improving. I am.

2006-10-05T15:24:00.000+08:00

Day Seven

Today's Mother Tongue paper wasn't easy.

I mean, being someone who didn't bother to study her Cinese for four years, I must say it's either my standards have hit rock bottom or the paper wasn't easy.

What's worse is the anit-exam bug had bitten me. I'm constantly thinking post-exams activity. Oh well, guess I'll type it out to relieve the itch!

Top Post-Examinations Activities that are Waiting for Me, Pussyth the Zuay:

Retail Therapy - It relieves all kind of pre-and-post-examinations anxiety with the constant splurging on must-lust-for items.
Karaoke at K Box - Singing at the top of our lungs should clear all the poisonous science terms or humanities stuff stuck in our throat while we're mugging for exams.
Movie Marathon - To compensate the loss of our time spent T.V while we use it to mug. (Though I don't watch TV, but it doesn't mean I don't watch movie..)
Sports - Again, to relieve stress in a more dramatic way; like jogging, swimming, playing badminton, roller-blading, ice-skating and yes, CABLE SKIING...
Cable Skiing - One of Pussyth top ten / twenty 'I-Wanna-Complete-This-Before-I-Hit-Seventeen Goals'
Dancing - Practice dance at Esplanade again!
Gigs! - I want to go for a really official crazy gig sometime!
Kinokuniya Trip - I'm going to stock up my books; I'm aiming to be a wrtiter...
Ikea Trip!! - Making a trip a to Ikea at Queenstown and Tampines!
Pack my Room - Packing back my Tsunami-stricken room back to a little piece of Heaven!
Work! - I'll be looking for a job, maybe I work for my family (but they're paying me crap..). I'll try Mrs Ong again, if not try to find some job in a law firm as a clerk or...
Save up for Xmas - Yes, I'll be buying lots of present for my darlings! This means another..
Xmas Present Shopping Trip! - To buy Xmas presents, of course.
Study a little bit? - To prepare for next year unmanagable tests, prelims and the Big O.
Spent More ime with My Family! - 'Nuff said.

I'll be more free tomorrow so I'll probably write about why I don't watch TV programmes and my Top XX list of things I want to accomplish before I hit seventeen.

2006-10-04T15:38:00.000+08:00

Day Eight

Let's countdown for our examinations.

Saturday and Sunday included since we have to study.

Today's Social Studies and Elementary Mathematics Paper 1 was a complete horror story. Stupid Mr Chan, he set such a difficult Emaths paper. Irritating... He said he deliberately set the paper difficult as a way to get back at us. What the hell?!?!

I must admit that I was not prepared for the paper, but some of the questions were horrible!

Social Studies was alright, I guess. But also very horrific. To think i study my ass off the whole night and the questions came out from Diplomacy and Deterrence was all totally irrelevant! MERRRRRRROWRS!

So yeah, I'm slacking and lazing around here before I get back to my five to six hours of studying at around 1700.

2006-10-03T15:27:00.000+08:00

A Countdown

I'm troubled.

And there's only three pairs of ears who are willing to listen. Not the sort that they will cut in while you're pouring your heart out. They'll genuinely listen and and accept your mistakes.

But due to their busy schedules, now there's only one left to listen.

Tomorrow will be the start of the six-days End-of-Year Examinations. I'll have to put my problems behind and start working...

*** ***

Gaahs. I'm trying to find a shortcut to study Social Studies. It's such a pain in the neck to study SS. It's like Bulimia Nervosa; you start binging on all kinds of food until you're gonna explode then when the test comes you regurgitate everything out on the piece of paper, It's not like I can't. But I need more time.

Oh well. Hope everything goes well. (:

2006-10-02T14:38:00.000+08:00

Hazy Monday

Today is more hazy than other days. The news said it was due to the change of wind directions and the smoke haze from Jambi and South Summatra is being blown to Singapore.

To tell the truth, I like the hazy smell. It may sound sick to you but I thought it smell knd of fresh to me.

Well, today I practically spend three-quarter of my time in the library to study. But nothing really went into my mind.

Yesterday, I dreamt of stabbing Anus to death. Before I did, I said,"this is what you get for doing this to me."

Sick? I thought so too.

2006-09-30T18:46:00.000+08:00

I want to help

It may sound crazy but I'm actually interested in the Yellow Ribbon Project.

2006-09-30T18:08:00.001+08:00

I Promise

The Sun hides behind the darkened clouds
And the stars melts into the sky
The thunders clapped so loud
Rain falls not onto Earth; but onto my eyes
The words danced around my mind
I want you to hear them but there's no time

The world disintegrates and saints lie
May the end is coming, the devils cry
I lay my soul among the sands
While the world is demolish
I can do nothing to help but to keep my promise
I swear I will, for you I promise

(to be coontinued and further edited if anyone wants it!)

2006-09-28T15:05:00.000+08:00

At the thorns of the bougainvillea

Singapore is not victorian at all. No rose and ivy gardens. Singapore only have the Singapore Botanic Gardens. Rain trees, Angsana trees, Saga trees and lots of bougainvillea bushes. It's a very tyipical tropical rainy and humid place to live in. And there is no chioce of romantic scenarios to fit in Singapore's settings. Actually, there is; The Blue Lagoon.

I'm bored lah, so I'm typing crap into my blog. I just came home from school and I'm sweaty, sticky and undeniably smelly. Two more days to English SA2 and I'm still blogging here. (What on earth am I doing man...)

I feel better today. But I still feel like stabbing that motherfucker. Gaahs.

Well, I'll be making a mental note on my blog of the places I'll be going after exams and wishlist (: So navigate my blog now!

2006-09-27T19:20:00.000+08:00

Psychosis

I think I suffer from some sort of mild psychosis.

Maybe it's not called psychosis but yeah, I think I'm in trouble.

Firstly, I was affected by a very traumatic experience caused by a motherfucker a few weeks before Christmas. Say, before the day I went to Evee's house for barberque which is the 10th of December 2005. Yes, on the night of 10 of December 2005.

The next day, I was stalked and only managed to return home at 12 am in the morning because I was with Jiamin and I didn't dare to go in by my front door. That imbecile bastard could see me from the block he was sitting. I was so upset by how this bastard cornered me that I had nightmares the following days. Let's just say I had claustrophobia for a week.

Now, now, my hands are cold even this had happened almost a year ago. And it's haunting me again.

Sometimes when I get pressurized, the moment I shut my eyes I see this bastard standing in front of me. Then, I'll see myself with a knife and stabbing as deep as I can. If not, some other bloody scenes like, strangling him even he is dead. Or even tearing him up with my bare hands. Sounds like some morbid obsession of my subconcious mind? This is a mental wound caused by this bloody asshole.

What's more scary it's that it gets so serious that I nearly self-mutilate, without myself knowing.

I know this doesn't sound like it would come from my mouth, especially when I look like I'm on ecstasy all the time. But it had got so bad that when I sleep in class, I would dream of myself throwing tables and chairs in the classroom. Or stabbing somebody.

So whenever I see that bloody bitch or this fucking asshole, my head would start spinning. Not in the sense of dizzy spells. But like a kind of anger and hatred taking over me. Because this bloody bitch is not loyal to her friends: she's loyal to money, attention and her lust for men. And that asshole who acts like a helpless idiot and tries to get sympathy from everyone so he could use their sympathy to get back at me. Or anyone else he deems to be in his way.

This is how vicious this two people can get and how they ruined my life permanently.

2006-09-26T23:32:00.000+08:00

Nomad

Let's just say two people in my life came along and switch me on to my poetic mood.

Now I'm stuck to writing poems when I'm under intense pressure. Gaahs. Oddest of all, the theme of my poem is Nomad. This is strange.. Almost to the point of lunatic. Here goes:

Through the vast sands
I travelled in a caravan
the horse, my feet upon this land
I grasp this desert within my hand-
My nomadic life was not by choice
Travelling in sand dunes is nothing for rejoice
Only resounding howling noise
Who is there to hear my voice?
I sing along with the howling wind
She said would dance with me
I took her hand like your seventh sin
Only I, can perceive a sand storm's beauty
Grains of sand call upon my name
This is not your regular game
The sand storm is not your pet to tame
Those who do, gains invaluable fame
Ten years from now I cease to end
My torturous journey to Earth's greatest bends
May death and doom tries to impend
On me: but now they're all my trusty friends
Trekking through this infinite grains
I had my life insured by death
Waiting for the blue moon to bring down the rain
Only to provoke another desert wrath
Footprints left behind by the traveller's feet
No one saw the trail I leave
Blown away by the soft breeze's deed
Across the desert, my life I give
Dusk descend and lunar reigns
The desert reflect its beam so faint
Coldness sink into the land's surface
And freezes the air that it could trace...

(to be continued)

So yeah, this is only a part of it. I'll try to finish it up and edit it for darling Rae. (She said it was some guest-appearance-poem...) Well, credits to Rae and Jayaxe for inspiring me to write. To Enno for enduring with my relentless 'can anots'. And also Evee, Hying and Ling'er for reading and giving comments and encouragements.

If you want credits, you could put your name into my tag (just click on meow). You don't have to feel BHB or paiseh. Hees. Afterall, you might be another key person to drive me into writing lunatic stuff. (:

And last but not least, a very patient Type-A cockroach for not reading. (Now I'm trying to get your attention...)

2006-09-25T15:51:00.000+08:00

The Curse of Mondays; The Danger of Bread

It was in the news that there were too much preservatives in bread that were imported from Malaysia to Singapore.

Today, I saw a Compassvale Secondary guy munching on a piece of bread and with one whole loaf of it on his other hand. That woke me up immediately from my drowsy spell. ONE WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD FOR BREAKFAST?!

Then again, I don't think he can finish that much. (Unless he did..) What sort of nonsense is this right the morning of Monday?!

Then, Hying mentioned that it's not healthy for us to eat bread since Malaysia-imports do not pass the health standards. Hence, I can conclude that guy's going to die from EATING BREAD.

When did life became so dangerous?

2006-09-23T18:45:00.000+08:00

An Apology

Okay, let's ignore the title. For you. (Please do not ask who is it for as I'm having PMS now. Thanks.)

Trying to print Bio notes while blogging. Well, I'm multi-tasking again. I will engage in a four-hour long tuition later. Goodbye to life, shopping, Sea of passion, and play.

Let's welcome Studying and Sleepless nights whole-heartedly. You know I can.

2006-09-22T14:17:00.000+08:00

"SPLAT"

SA2 is only seconds away, you know?

By the count of three, I would probably fall flat on my face because I've been pressurised greatly by the factors that revolve around my life's axis.

Okay, it's not that exaggerating. Hopefully, I'll get results good enough to convince my brother to buy me a fantastic new handphone (I lost my V3 yesterday..) or reward me with m-o-n-e-y to buy my lust-for T10 Cybershot or Levi's.

So I'm working on it...

Well, I lost my second phone this year. Great, I lost all my contacts. So, I would like to appeal to all of you to tell me your phone number through my tag-board(if you're a risk-taker), my email, my MSN or tell me personally in person. I'll be grateful. (:

I'll be working on to tailor my email address, plot a new blog and so on. So stay tuned!

2006-09-19T20:16:00.000+08:00

Tabby Tabloids

Tabby the kitty a.k.a the pussy is in for for some juicy grapevine! Tell me now, my dear friends out there, do you want to hear some juicy gossips, dark secrets of the notorious and the famous subjects, more backstabbings and some personal views of mine? Then support the newest, juiciest, earth-shaking tabloids from your local pussy!

I was just wondering whether my exaggerated advertisement is convincing or not.

Don't mind me, please.

By the way, today was pretty fun. I received my well deserved present, again. Hees. Nothing much, but I was delighted. (: I ought to anyway. And I'm going to compile my poems sometime after exams! Extreme happiness. Well, I needed to inject some of my creative juice into things that I love. So, I'll be working on my English grammar, vocabulary and some creative writing, I guess.

And I want to change my email address. The old one is annoying me.

2006-09-12T22:12:00.000+08:00

I'm Sweet and Sixteen

Today, 12th of September, is my birthday!

Finally, I reached the age of sixteen, which I've been wondering for the past eight years when would I grow up. Of course, I still act like a kid lah. But what the hell, it doesn't matter anyway; because I know what I'm doing.

Well, later I would be going to Swensen's at Orchard to have my Birhday Feast! Well, then follow up would be a three day crash course of dieting! Well, I would address later the diet tips!

Anyway, I must say I received really great (but strange) stuff this year!

A G-string and a 'Seduce Me' panty (-_-)
A set of Anchor accesories
A piano jazz cd
A monkey wallet
A box of chocs (yum..!)
A 'Kingdom Hearts' Keyblade keychain
A ultra big cheese cake as my birthday cake

And probably some other stuff from Jiaxin and hopefully, Michelle. LOL!

And yes, back to the dieting topics. Let's go a little Atkins; take low carb food. I haven't officially try it, but it seems like it' is kind of effective. Well, because carbohydrates is the first thing to be burn off by our bodies when they absorb it. So when we don't burn them off, they will be collected and became FATS (ARGGH). Carb can be found commonly in rice, noodles, confectionery and other wheat or flour base food. So keep out of it when you don't need them.

Drink soup before meal! That would give your stomach a false sense of fullness and you'll don't feel like eating. If you prefer soya milk to soup, drink it man! It's a better alternative actually. 'Cause soya milk make you feel more full. If you don't like any of these, I suggest you go drink toilet bowl water then.

Don't eat anything AFTER eight p.m.! Not advisable. Not at all. It's ultra fattening! But that's a sin I'm going to indulge in a few hours' time! Oh well, that's why I'm having a three day diet crash course.

Make your lunch the main meal of the day. Actually, I don't really know why. Maybe because you'll not feel too hungry for dinner, and thus, not eating much.

If nothing works for you, don't eat. No, I'm not asking you to go anorexic. Just skip dinner, it works for my mum, but not me. I'll get irregular menses. So yeah. -_-

Happy Birthday to me! I'm sweet and sixteen. =3

2006-09-11T17:00:00.000+08:00

Why not?

Some of you might find it baffling that why I can put up my previous entry without battling an eyelid. Why not?

These people can't do anything to me anyway. I did not mention their name. I just make it obvious the ones I'm insulting is them. It's up to them to admit that they're the fuckers.

And I don't have any online reputation anyway. If I'm going to be notorious for insulting innocent parties, I'm more than willing to. Why not?

I know a few self-righteous idiots would tell me to take off my entries. I would if they can give one really good reason to shut me up. If you are one of the self-righteous assholes who think you can shut me up, tag me. ALL ARE WELCOME.

2006-09-10T23:44:00.000+08:00

PMS

Yes, I'm suffering from it now; a very serious case of PMS. And I really mean Pre-Menstrual Syndrom. Hmm, allow me list out the factors. (From the very first irritating factors.)

Some bloody motherfucker tried to wish me a happy birthday on Friday, which is not my birthday on MSN. He said,"I don't know whether you changed your number anot.. but just to wish you a happy birthday..." Can't exactly remember what his horrendous fingers typed on his filthy keyboard, but what he said was nauseating. Totally spoilt my sweet sixteen birthday mood. I should've told him to go sodomise himself.
My brother took my Jay without my permission. Twice somemore! Ch**By*. Scratch my cover somemore. Fuxor...
I'm in a very bad mood and having a cursing spree. You screw things up, I screw you up with my screw driver.
School reopens tommorow.
Number one spoilt my weekend. You bloody fucker. Spoil my weekend with your jia hao xin. Not bad mah, so li hai liao. Go fuck your precious 'daughter' lah! Why waste your time on wishing me?! You can go up to any of your brothers and fuck their backside what?! Chow chee bye, spoil lin lao bu's birthday. I tell you, next time you ki with people surely kana beat until you cannot walk one. With your bloody useless ankles in a few years' time you won't be standing on your fucking feet! Why am I so vicious? Well, you are the cause. I AM STILL ME. But to whom I'm kind to, that would be a different case.

Yeah, I know. With your bloody english standards you might not be able to understand me, so in short, I'm just trying to tell you to fuck off. It's up to me to interpret your message? After all your cheebye actions, I say you're just trying to pull people's heartstrings just to be a sad little bear. You pathetic fucker! Don't think I dunno your fucking past. You can actually fight with your 'brother' over a fucking short ugly girl. Go and die la!

2006-09-08T14:09:00.000+08:00

It's been years...

It's been years since I have updated. The computer has been resurrected! Thanks to be to my brother!

Yesterday I celebrated my birthday with Hying and Ruilynn. All of our birthdays falls on 12th (Ruilynn and mine) and 18th (Hying). Happiness! We had a little mahjong session and a dinner and cheese cakie! Well, we learnt mahjong technics from my brother.

I received a G-string and a thong from those lilttle rascals of mine! (Awww~) And also an anchor accesories set. (Cuteness!) Yeah. It was memorable man. Gaahs. The thong was a complete shocker. It says 'Seduce Me' at the butt part. -_- But the G-string is my fave! Classy and feminine and I'm not gonna wear it! Totally fabulous! But I guess I would wear the thong. You know, I'm not fond of the feeling of something stuck in between my ass. Not at all. But I really like the G-string! There goes another prized possession into my collection. (: Thank you darling!

The anchor accesory set was baffling and mind boggling. -_- I tell you, MIND BOGGLING. I totally mixed up the earrings and necklace. Well, that was quite toot of me though. But the stuff is cute. (: Well, hope I can find the sailor clothes soon! (::

Well, here's a big thank you to everyone who wished me.
Organisers: Enno & Ling'er
Birthday girls: Hying & Rae
Busy woman (LOL): Evee & Michelle
Others to be name later!

But if you are some motherfucker who tries to be nice to me, I SAY SAVE IT. DON'T TRY TO SPOIL MY BIRTHDAY WITH YOUR BLOODY HYPOCRISY. I HAVE NOT USE VULGARITIES ON MY BLOG FOR QUITE SOME TIME, DON'T LET ME USE IT ON YOU. BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S NOT NICE. AND LEMME TELL YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL: I'M NOT YOUR BLOODY FRIEND OR WHATSOEVER. AND IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY FUCKING ENGLISH, GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER. IF YOU THINK YOUR BLOODY BITCH FRIEND IS A FRIEND OF MINE, GO FUCK YOUR FATHER THEN. EVEN THE STRONGEST ACID IN THIS WHOLE FUCKING WORLD WOULDN'T WASH AWAY MY HATRED FOR YOU. It wouldn't at all.

2006-08-22T16:20:00.000+08:00

What's in your head?

I like my new blog song. It's actually about the Northern Ireland conflict between the Catholic and the Protestants. Super nice! It's a shame the blog song never finish.

But anyways, here are the lyrics:

Zombie

Another head hangs lowly,
Child is slowly taken.
And the violence caused such silence,
Who are we mistaken?

But you see, it's not me, it's not my family.
In your head, in your head they are fighting,
With their tanks and their bombs,
And their bombs and their guns.
In your head, in your head, they are crying...

In your head, in your head,
Zombie, zombie, zombie,
Hey, hey, hey. What's in your head,
In your head,
Zombie, zombie, zombie?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, dou, dou, dou, dou, dou...

Another mother's breakin',
Heart is taking over.
When the vi'lence causes silence,
We must be mistaken.

It's the same old theme since nineteen-sixteen.
In your head, in your head they're still fighting,
With their tanks and their bombs,
And their bombs and their guns.
In your head, in your head, they are dying...

In your head, in your head,
Zombie, zombie, zombie,
Hey, hey, hey. What's in your head,
In your head, Zombie, zombie, zombie?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, ya, ya-a...

2006-08-20T22:26:00.000+08:00

An Animal Farm

Who would give a damn if I owned an animal farm in those bigger countries?

The government in Singapore would tax me from my land, my animals, my monthly income, yadda yadda.. Basically from head to toe for owning an animal farm in the middle of Orchard Road.

Just kidding.

Of course I am not kidding about the part where I have animals. In fact, I own quite a big farm! :

-A hamster bigger than me and feeds on sunflower seeds, ham, curry puff, royal cheese and supply me with lotsa royal cheese.
-A goldfish that own a pet crocodile and loves swimming in its pet mouth; has the most delicate fin. Needs a heater in her tank (while others need air-con)
-A mouse that get the royal cheese from my hamster or me; she's got really nice curls but she hates it.
-A lamb that live practically on dance, music and the grass in my backyard. She's one net savvy
lamb and I would join her for dance every Wednesday.
-A cat that suffer from hyperactiveness and I have to give tranquilliser jabs to her. I join her for dance classes and we share the same birthday. Cat rules. Peace.
-A cow that have magical regeneration ability. No matter how much we hack him up for festive season feast, he can sit around and enjoy the meals with us.
-A dog model, gay, and sterilised. He simply sits around like a mannequin. You can expect to hear some screamings and whisperings.
-Last but not least, a mutant animal; a mix of cockroach, cat, pig, and something-I-don't-know breed. Name's Ken. (I'm Akuma) Had flings with my pet dog. Teaches Hokkien lessons at the Hougang District.

Well, there is so much more animals I would like to have in my farm. Like frogs, ducks, chickens, pigs and so on. But the heavy taxes are too unbearable for me. You know, farmers don't earn much lately. And especially your animals start going crazy over those idle shows on television. Look, my hamster haven't been supplying cheese lately because she likes curry puffs now. Goldie needs time to recuperate from her dislocated fin. Lambie seemed to be insomnic! Mousey is having her O's this year man! There goes my income.

Well, not their fault, really. They've got a life to get on. So guess I'll just have to continue running the farm while they enjoy the royal cheese.

2006-08-18T17:49:00.000+08:00

"You don't want to know her..."

You wouldn't want to know her.

She is vicious, like a viper, slithering you while in the dark, while in your sweetest hallucinations of false image of her beautiful lies.
All of a sudden, she plunge her fangs in; injecting those fatal venom into your bloodstream. Within seconds, she rapes you of all your worth, your friends, your reputation, your sanity. Then, spits out an empty shell; only leaving remains of memories that is once an oxygen in your life. Now with all you've left, you suffocate quietly in the dead of the night. With no one able to hear you or see you in the dark, only more snakes and rats to devour the hollow remains of your rotting body.

You wouldn't want to know her, would you?

2006-08-15T15:31:00.000+08:00

Menses and Teachers

Well, I supposed to post about my menstrual cramps yesterday. But my computer decided to die on me. Whatever, it's working now anyway.

It's one of the worse cramps that I've got. So bad that I puked in front of the general office.

At first it wasn't that jialat till I felt something is really wrong. And thinking drinking Milo would help, Hying and I headed to the canteen. Instead of feeling better, I feel like puking. I was already weak on my knees and having a really heavy head. All wobbly while calling my dad to get me from school. Ha! He got my vain elder brother to fetch me instead. (wth...) Hying intended to get me to the nearest bench. But I fainted (not unconcious) right on the spot. IT WAS HORRIBLE. I was going to puke and asked for plastic bag. Hying asked and the peeps in the office were panicking! -_- I waited and finally, that dark pink plastic bag appeared in front of me. I puked. Imagine stupid questions like,"Can she be moved to the bench?" is asked by an adult! Hello! I'm puking here, like are you blind or what?! Obviously in this case, Hying is the most calm person among these nervous people.

I guessed a piece of bread, some fries and the milo I drank all came out like nobody's business. Owie. Menstrual hits every girl. I bet guys can't even imagine the pain.

Well, today wasn't a very smooth-running day. All ruined at the assembly period. I wanted to go home to have some rest, and this old hag insisted that we should put the tables and chairs in place since the Sec Fours have done it for us. Fine.

After lots of fuss, the hall is finally in place again. But guess what, there are tables and chairs missing! Since nobody have removed it, then it's not our fucking business! This old hag, acted like some bitch shoved a dick into her anus, doesn't have any common sense. Since this is the case, we should put the tables and chairs in line and be dismissed! She did not. She waited for another teacher to drop down from the roof top to give us another set of instructions! With such inefficiency, who would show any respect to her? And she dares to expects manners from us! I guess she left her brain in her fridge. To think she's some kind of big shot in school. No wonder other teachers in the scholl bad-mouthed about her too. She's a got a lousy attitude to start with.

Don't you agree?

2006-08-12T23:37:00.000+08:00

Birthdaies-A-Bundle!

Today I celebrated two birthday: my ninty-years old Ah Ma and Ling'er's birthday.

My Ah Ma is from my paternal side. And she's a very strong old granny selling newspapers at Khatib. She's still got probably six of her lower teeth intact. And everyday, she would set up the store at four plus and work till around dinner time and change shift with my third aunt, who is living with her. After her dinner she would then join my aunt till ten plus before packing up and leave for home.

Today wasn't such a good day to celebrate her birthday. 'Cause it's kind of last minute and rush. I wonder how does she feel about us celebrating with her.

Well, anyway, I went to East Coast to meet my darlings and the birthday girl. Not a very grand celebration. Just a small, homey and fruitful one for our Ling'er. (:

The moment I appear, Hying told me that our darling Ling'er CAN ride the bike.

We were moved to tears, weren't we? To see our little lambie pie able to ride a bicycle on her birthday celebration. My, my!

2006-08-11T15:46:00.000+08:00

It's Just Another Friday

Actually, it's not just another friday. It just happens that today is just another day. And a pretty boring friday.

Gaahs. My dad did not ask me to burn the kim zuahs on the first month of the Hungry Ghost Festival. So inconsiderate of him. Now here I am waiting for another chance to burn offerings. Great.

Well, I'm back to the book reading mood recently. And it's my favourite author, Murakami. He writes the best books around. And I've bought a new book; The Catcher in the Rye. I don't know about the content. But I'm sure I would be interested in it. Just like how I started picking Murakami's book. I thought I would like his weird kind storyline, so I just grab Kafka on the Shore. It was SUPER! Now I'm reading his Norwegian Wood. It's very nice also. Oh gosh! Can't wait to get his Dance,Dance,Dance. Hopefully I would be able to finish the whole collection. (: If you're open enough, you can try reading Murakami's creation.

I guess I would be buying more for the next few weeks, then, after SA2 I would be reading my ass off. Of course, together with my favourite comics. Like Nana, Bleach, Trinity Blood, etc.

Feel free to join me for a session at a cafe to read. (:

2006-08-10T14:55:00.000+08:00

My Views on Dating and Marriage.

Dating; an engagement to go out socially with another person, often out of romantic interest.

My views on dating is very stereo-type. Dating to me simply means going out with the opposite gender that I am interested in and comfortable with. And also to have fun and better understanding of the person. I believe dating is a healthy activity as long as the couple is having fun and not getting involve sexually.

Marriage; the legal union of a man and woman as husband and wife.

Marriage is a very serious matter. It is a matter of life-time commitment. Unlike dating, marriage needs to go through a lot of considerations. For example; if the couple is suitable for each other, family planning etc. Such considerations cannot be taken lightly as often such minor problems can lead to divorce. And living togather may not be easy and the life down the years may be very rigid and demanding.

2006-08-09T23:50:00.000+08:00

I have alternatives in my hands, so scared what?

I realised I've got pretty unhappy lately, and getting upset over what people had said or done.

It's not easy to deal with those emotions gradient that goes around like a roller-coaster ride. I bet many of you experienced it before. Righto?

But how many of us would understand the close ones around us who is also going through the same thing? I bet there are some whose feelings we can't even detect it. Let alone understanding people who are going through a rough time.

Or is it that we noticed something wrong about our family and friends but we choose to ignore it?

This is something I always think about and realised it always happens. Probably it's time to be sensitive to people around us. Maybe it's the joke you pulled on your best friend and you thought she wouldn't be offended by it. Or the attitude you gave just because you did not like the things you hear from you friend.

It's a food for thought isn't it? (:

2006-08-06T22:45:00.000+08:00

What Else Can A Cat Meow?

Finally! I can use the computer! Due to the presence of a NS-man in my house, I have to forsake those precious moments I have dearly with this hardly working computer. Now I can use, it's back to those beautiful moments with technology. (:

Yes, it has been a long weekend. And a kinda fruitful one. I had a little tour around Chinatown for project. It's a great place for decadent goods at the lowest price (not all shops cater for such cheap deals though, don't forget it's a tourist spot). And I've got my first ice-skating experience. Not the best though. Just a mediocre trip with really fun and interesting people. I really got to thank Ling'er, Leiling and Genevieve for the fun-filled experience. 'Cause I wouldn't much be having fun without them. (:

Actually I still prefer roller-blading; much safer, more excuse for being unlady-like and fool-proof for me. (I said FOR ME ONLY. Doesn't apply to others.) Probably ice-skating would be a entertaining session for new friends I might meet in the future. =X

Anyways, I watched Tokyo Drift and The Last Samurai. Better ratings for the latter. Tokyo Drift is for peeps who got bored of soaps. The Last Samurai is like Memoirs of a Geisha. Very artsy and very emotional. And both is related to the Japanese culture. And Ken Watanabe acted in both flicks! (HOT!) If you like Memoirs of a Geisha, you'll like The Last Samurai and vice versa.

By the way, I'm watching Nacho Libre and Little Man next. (:

2006-07-29T22:39:00.000+08:00

Life's like a Caberet..

Oh my god! Caberet was SUPERB! I LOVE IT WHOLEHEARTEDLY!

But unfortunately, I missed the opening. T-T Damn it! But all the actors and actresses were very professional. (: Okay, it's my first musical so the comments are all really positive. Hees.

And Fei Xiang is like... A havoc! As in, SEXINESS! (squeals~)

And the female lead is incredibly sexy too! Totally love the whole show. Gaaahs!!!

And saw lotsa people and realise their dressings are... -_- Mine is kinda outta place, but hey, it's classic vintage. (I know people wouldn't agree; I agree with myself though. HA!) But the ones in my class is more fashion-inclined except for Stick.

MEROWR! Shall stoppu here, KUPO!

2006-07-27T15:17:00.000+08:00

"Dunch breakk moi hartx worx"

I hate it. Really hate this kind of typing. And I also hate act cute people. Because no one can act cute except for me. MUHAHAHAHAHAAA~!!!!!!

Imagine throughout the day I've been hearing some act cute and act lian voice. Wah piang ehs. Let's call her Stick. Stick has been making such irritating noises since... ??? Yeah, it pisses me off. I don't mind people to act cute, really. But if you're like bwang chia bin or ba bao or stick, you might as well join those hungry ghosts wondering around.

If you want to scare people, there's a better way than acting cute in broad daylight in the middle of of classes.

Really, back to the topic. You know what? She went 'YEAHS!' and 'HOO!' when she said the correct answers. Bloody bitch! Don't fucking act cute can? Can? KEN!! I think I'm starting to turn into Evil Akuma already.

And the people at the front nearly go bonkers, she so fucking act cute can? Then, what's worse, she thinks she's cute. OH PLEASE! If I'm compared with her, I'm so much SEXIER AND CUTER. And I have the boobs please. Shameless, me? Take a good look at her first.

Luckily, my dear Fishy came to our rescue! HYAK~ HYAK! Fishy acted cute back. And please, PERFECT IMITATION AND BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ONE. And after a few attempts by Fishy, she tried acting more MAN. WTF?! Go fuck yourself lah!

Want to know who is it? Her name contains 4 vowels.

2006-07-25T22:26:00.000+08:00

Burst Open Pop King Of Rock

Orange Range! Now one of my favourite bands! ^-^

Anyways, it's been eons since I blogged. Because the bloody comppu was down! Damn it! Then, what's worse it's that I've been seeing lotsa cheap white flowers on net! WTF?! Pollute my eye. Grrrrhs...

Yes, back to blog. There was the blast of a lifetime, my debut performance at Punggol. Memorable but unfortunately fond memories were tainted by a sissy. Oh well, that adds to the value of my debut performance.

I want a decent shopping trip! Kupo. So I guess I would be saving up for the next big one in September (take note: my birthday falls on the 12Sept). Yeah, and there would be lotsa $$$ rolling in. Hees.

I heard some really clear-headed guy punched someone four years younger than him. Is that true? If it is, SHAME ON YOU. So much for bullying someone younger, You could be sued for assault! Man, what were you thinking?! HYAK! HYAK!

Yes, I'm gonna blog tonnes in this entry! To make up for the missing entries. Well, In Cat's Eye is a daily/weekly tabloid after all. If I don't fill reader's gossip banks, who will? SO that's why I put in the gossips that would insult and shame the Anus Association! (:

I'm going to turn sixteen soon! Hopefully I get something sweet, sassy and sexy! :D

Anyways, I went to Suki to eat with Ah Hiah and his friends. It was quite pleasant. They were supa-funny. And we were bloated with Japanese food. Should've took down their stupid char siew ba moment.

2006-07-05T18:19:00.000+08:00

In Kitty's Bright Amber Eyes!

My cat has bright amber eyes. And I always believed he knew me well. Well, I bet there are many people out there claims to ''see me inside-out'' already. Or is it my bra? Oh please! Don't rant about how much you know about me or Gan just because we were onced close. We weren't now and you don't even know who I AM. But there is an easier way out now JUST FOR YOU!!! So you would not have to go through all the trouble to stalk and wait outside at the block opposite my house! Here you go;

i am huiqi;
commonly known as ahzuay/kitty to close friends.
enjoys cheap thrills and sea of passion.
enjoys retail therapy with friends but surely die in michelle's hands
enjoys poetry and insulting
very foul-mouth in the classy way.
hates lx, cwb and gummy whores.
hates bullies but likes being one
hates peeps who thinks they are POETIC(excuse me, but if you can't even write compos, don't go about metaphor-ing yourself as some cheap flower in the market. cuz it really makes you cheap.)

Obviously the one highlighted in the shitty colour is the one I REALLY LOATHE. I have great aversion for these people. Why? They ought to ask themselves. Yes, yes. I can understanding being an asshole may not be easy. But I would kindly advise them to be some assholes of others. The only way for me not to hate them is probably see them have their own dose of their shitty medicine.

You want to know how disgusting you can get, don't you?

2006-07-03T20:16:00.000+08:00

Back by Popular Demand!

Waahs! I didn't knew you darlings missed till I saw the tag! I awed by myself!

On 01Jul06
Anyways, I went East Coast and bladed alongside with Hying. I can't say the same for Enno though. She's a complete NOOB. Gaahs! It's nice teaching her to blade but maybe because her ass abandoned her that's why all her guts ran along with her ass too.

She didn't dare to blade because she was afraid to fall. OH COME ON! With me around, do you think you would fall?!?!?!? Of course you would!

But at least, she's not a noob now. She can blade! But at the speed of a tortoise. Nevermind, soon she'll be a hare when it comes to blading. (:

Today
Not a fine day. But went slacking with Hying around Hougang area. She says he most amusing things. My, my! Paper and fruits. >'<
...

I want another flea market please! I'm going to sell all my barang barangs! My barangs will include really nice apparels. So if I know you and you're interested in my stuff, I'll give a good price. (:

2006-06-24T23:25:00.000+08:00

It's Saturday...

I saw lots of old people today. On the bus in Hougang especially. I don't really know why but these old folks seemed to surround me. I was pretty fascinated and petrified.
Gaahs...

I went to town to get my remaining shopping list. And OLE (to fit the world cuppu mood)!! Got my HOT. But disappointingly, it's a natural spray. But then again, a quite lasting one lah. Who cares, as long as I got it. :D

Then, went to mingle with Michelle's stuff at the flea market. I didn't realised she and her cousin were actually quite lame. This time the flea market not so exciting lah. Shall wait for the next one when Michelle got a place. :D

Well, the highlight of the day was MANGO. MANGO MANGO... The jumbo MANGO sale. Where fair ladies turn into hooligans and stepped on each other's tail. Grabbing any cheapos on the floor; leaving piles of clothes while making her way to the door.
Now I see it; now I don't! Oh that woman has snatched my top! I skirmed, I squeezed, I slithered through crowds; just to throw on a top and and pay it out! I swear to my toes I wouldn't go to any sales. No, not till I see another 50 percent sales!

So I ended up buying two tops from Mango. I regretted not buying the Snoopy off-shoulders the other day at Marina. T-T I really liked that one!! Guess I got to save up for my new targets at the end of year.

So it's time to make some money, honey.

2006-06-19T23:36:00.000+08:00

"I don't like you can?!"

Cannot. You can't dislike me. You wouldn't dislike me. You shouldn't dislike me. And you may not dislike me. In anyway, you are not allowed to do so unless I say you 'CAN', 'WOULD', 'SHOULD' and 'MAY'.

Why?

Simply because I want to make you suffer in the agony of having the extremely strong urge to hate me to the core but, with no avail, you still like me.

Let's drop this topic. It's just there to irritate people.

Anyway, I'm so hot-headed lately. So you bitches better behave and don't cross my path. I will not let any motherfuckers off without a scream or two. Of course, as usual, I'll be bias and not scream at my friends. I shall probably scream at those who provoke this grouchy kitty here. For example, some clans like The Anuses (the usual ones who like to get on my nerves), The Pettified Whore (who stick to The Anuses) and many others.

Oh yeah, the ones on my usual Fuck-holes-Beware list.

And yeah, no need to act humble. YOU, as in The Anuses who like to act friendly with me and play damn rough with my Darling No. 1 and bully my Darling No. 2 when I'm not around. Think I don't know is it? You might as well go fuck yourself. Oh yeah, And The Pettified Whore who like to stick to The Anuses. You embarassing stuck whore. Go perish yourself along with the bunch of good-for-nothing Anuses and Dodos.

I hate you, you, you, you, you, you, you and YOU.

2006-06-17T11:49:00.000+08:00

A Little Patch of Heaven

Today, I shall touch on the topic - A Little Patch of Heaven. (:

A little patch of heaven; it can be found all over the world. Whether it's the toilet bowl you just sit on and had your poo or the toilet paper you used to clean the poo off your ass, it is a little patch of heaven. It can be anything!

Yes, the tiny itsy-bitsy patch of heaven is found all over the world by all sorts in different kind of places (that would include Hell if you think that place feels good for you). Everybody has one. And for me, I've found a few patches of heaven here and there. [Please applaud]

My Darling and Darlings.
My Room.
My Loo.
A Boardgame created by my Darlings and me.

Yeah, I've found some of these. And no, I don't really like the board game, it just happens it's called ''A Little Patch of Heaven".

2006-06-15T18:44:00.000+08:00

The War Zone and the Little Patch of Heaven (of maybe 90 sq feet? argh.)

It has been five years since the war started. The ongoing war caused heaps and heaps of casualties to be dispose of. The fatigueness of every single souls living in and near of the War Zone is
But now, the War Zone has been transformed into a little pathetic patch of heaven.

AND EVERYBODY IS HAPPY! CREDITS AND KUDOS TO ENNO AND HYING!!!

So as I was saying, my room got cleared up and it became very neat. It's so neat that I want people to tour my little patch of heaven. Oh my asses! How can I ever thank Enno and Hying? HUH? HOW? I don't really know lehs. So I guess I shall not thank them.

Ahh, erm.. anyway, I'm so freaking satisfied by my own room. Oh gosh! The feeling is suffocating me... Argh.. Shall blog later... .. .. . . .

2006-06-11T00:44:00.000+08:00

Back to BLOG-

I'm back to blog, darlings. *blows kisses*

I know you babes are missing me. Yeah, from all the sneezes I get, I having a bad flu now. (; You darlings sure loves me.

Anyway, I'm just back from shopping. And I'm fucking tired lah. I went to support Michelle and gave her her birthday gift so chin-chai-ly. I actually felt sort of bad. But hey, that was a nice bikini okay. So I guess I'm forgiven by helping out and supporting her stuff. I'm a loyal fan of her accesories since when? Gaahs. Beginning of time I supposed.

Then, spent the whole day with Enno so romantically. We had lots of eye-candy. Sorry Evee, you missed the diabetic sessions. So today, quite pleasant for me. But no time my darling. So he missed the fun la.

Anyway, I wrote a don't-make-sense poem very recently. And I NEED COMMENTS! Please! Everyone, give me your comments!

If only I could write a thousand words into a portrait

a portrait so dull in colours
sits behind a secret garden
the clock ever so lonely ticks slower
the cheeks of the apples reddened
the flame of day puts out for Diana
who host the night quietly
in her silvery while gown she dances
for the portrait under her glittery tresses
the stars as her loyal audiences
applaud for her gracefulness
the portrait slowly came to life
and melted into the veltet sky
bringing each stars closer to her
she sleeps when Apollo rises
and the mysterious portrait disappears
when I wrote it down into my words

Yeah, this is my newest piece of work. Like it?

2006-05-31T15:00:00.000+08:00

A little trip to Bra Besar

Like I said, it's a little trip. Tiny one.

The trio, or rather THREESOME (sounds more kinky), went to Bras Besar to get some materials for the school holidays project. I must say, I was never so elated in my whole life to see so many art stuff. Oh Satan's old ass, don't stop me from dreaming...

Anyway, we spent a good three hours wandering from sections to sections and shop and shop.

Then, we went to Raffles Place to have an early dinner. Then shopped around and decided to go home. =D It all seemed like a fruitful day! And we took MRT home. Bad choice...

Well, I bought this SqueezePop thingy from Raffles Place and it comes in a tube, like a toothpaste! But, if you lick directly from the part where the sweet comes out, it's pretty obscene. So to prevent her self-image being tarnish, Hying try to get the sweet out by 'pouring it out'. Obviously it's an unfruitful attempt. And the woman who stand beside her seat, you know, the glass part, yeah, she was secretly laughing at Hying.

Well, bad move. Hying started making faces at her. I guess she got irritated. And I don't know understand why, but Hying is pretty high. Oh well.

There's still lots of things we don't know about Hying, do we?

2006-05-29T13:12:00.000+08:00

Laughing Stock I

I can't really come up with any fabulous titles. But since my oncoming entries is about mocking someone, let's call my entries the 'Laughing Stock Series". =D

In case there are kapo people coming up to lecture me about all sorts of rubbish I hear from all over the world, I shall put a little notice here:

1) FUCK OFF.
2) IT'S EITHER YOU READ IT OR FUCK IT. <-- I know who likes to say this. How gay...
3) YOU WANT TO GIVE COMMENTS, COME STRAIGHT TO ME.
4) YOU WANT TO LECTURE ME, SAVE YOUR BREATHE.

Who gives a damn about being nice to anuses? Oh well.

I bet you guys want to know who's the Laughing Stock. You really want to know? Check this entry out:

December 26 <-- Date

Over <-- Title

Everythings is over now... tat it.. all gone. The ppl i trust has betray mi. not 1 but 2. Now no matter wat.. no ONE i TRUST .(NO ONE). except for them...BROTHER'S 8,MY FAMILY & NU ER...

Today is jus a normal day,i am fine no nid to worried abt mi.today simon n cheng da console mi thnks ... Then onli sleep for 1 hr... can say 3days nv sleep le ba... Bro, u'll ask mi dun sad. i oso know but it is really hard to take the fact. But i will try, i will really try. so tat it later goin to my grandma hse. so later come back then write again ba. so take care everyone. N i no nid to go china le...

This is one hell of a entry that always entertain the ass out of me.

Can you see how much grammatical error in this entry? (Excluding all the spelling errors and whatever shit).
"The ppl i trust has betray mi.''
Excuse me, but is this some sort of promotion for Broken English or what? For the correct formation of this sentence, I would kindly suggest, "The people I had trusted betrayed me." If you think my sentence is wrong (or your english is A1), you can make a stand here. Other than that, shut up.
Do I sense a tinge of 'I need sympathy' here? Or am I wrong? Are you trying to say some ppl has violated your trust so the people around you has to console and side you? Quit that please, you have already lived two decades of your life. Everybody has to go through these things in life. I've been betrayed for the whole of my life. So it's no big deal. I'm not putting my situation on your plight, but rather, suggesting that you should jolly well get a life.

Stop contradicting yourself.
"not 1 but 2. Now no matter wat.. no ONE i TRUST .(NO ONE). except for them...BROTHER'S 8,MY FAMILY & NU ER..."
Not one but two. Just your luck dude, just your luck. "no ONE i TRUST. (NO ONE)." Again, it should be," I don't trust anyone anymore." Oh my god, how low can your English standards get? Stop insulting the language. Now you don't trust anyone but those people. But the people you once trusted betrayed you! And nobody forced you to believe these ppl! And what if your family and friends betray you then? Have you think of it? SIghs, once a gay, always a gay.

Erm, for the next paragraph, I shall just summarise it in point form;

That's one of the most horrendous English I have ever come across.
This whole paragraph is just about begging for sympathy.
If you need sympathy, SPCA may have some vacancies for you.
Opps! I forgot it's for animals only. But they might consider you.
Anyway, if you need sympathy, you have to type it in English. I don't even understand the next paragraph! But I do know it's pretty hilarious. XD

Humans behold! Such stupidity should be condemned, not spared! Not punishment, but to the highest condemnation!

To be continued...

2006-05-28T23:06:00.000+08:00

A Major Operation to Dig Up the Past and Laugh in Your Face

And I will simply love it.

I'm a complete sadist when it comes to seeing someone gets frustrated and the point of mental break down. Oh sure, I love it. If it's gore and bloody stuff, leave me out. But driving somebody crazy? It's a job for Huiqi now. (:

I can't really put this whole 'operation' under the description of major. And the purpose of what I'm doing soon is for the sake of my own entertainment of mocking a faggot. ((:

Who cares about giving faces and being a nice little girl only to be backstabbed and bullied by a bunch of anuses?? I've been through this lot of people, and they suck big time. Whether it's in the past, present or future, THEY SUCK BIG TIME. Just because they got this BROTHERS FOREVER thing, they suck together with two bloody humongous ANUS (in another term, ASSHOLES). A friendship like theirs is their downfall. They'll sink like Titanic.

No, I'm not discouraging friendship like theirs. But if you have faggots like theirs, you might as well look for another boat to hop on.

Gaahs, shall not blog much now, in case they try to use their bottomless-pit-standards to interpret my words. Then put the wrong meanings into my mouth and claims I'm some sort of chee bye trying to do stupid things.

Well, instead of fretting over what my next blog is, I rather you stupid people go sleep and get a little surprise next week for my 'Major Operation'. (:

2006-05-26T13:45:00.000+08:00

Relaunching of Hong Rongyao Demonic Tuition cult and Society

As you can see, this name, Hong Rongyao (it gives me shudder whenever i hear it...), is my BROTHER. Yes, in terms of blood relations. Why the title? Thanks to PTM.

Today is supposingly a nice sunny Friday. SUPPOSINGLY. Until the 1.68 metre tall (which I doubt he is even 1.68...) pig with a devil's horn swaggered into SJC together with an expressionless gym-trainer-looking mother in her forties and a clueless teenage girl.

Then, Mr Hong, met my form teacher, Mr Chan, and talked about my results. I guessed my brother scare the daylights out of Mr Chan by giving the 'WHY-IS-MY-SISTER'S-MATHS-SO-LOUSY-LOOK". Or rather, a look that seems to demand resposibility from my Amaths teacher for my horrendous results.

Mr Chan might have just peed in his pants.

Anyways, then Mr Chan kindly reminded me that we would have an Amaths class test right after the holidays. How kind can he get.. Now he landed me in my brother's tuition cult again. Damn it. -___- _l_

My, my. No one would like to be in his tuition cult and society man. Because my brother strongly believed in his 'you-will-pass-amaths-with-100-marks-on-your-chicken-feed-paper-under-my-relentless-gruelling-grounding-practicing-scolding-and-other-torture'. Even Satan will plead him to go easy on him man. He is THAT scary.

In addition, my boisterous brother guranteed a A1 for the class test. WHAA..?

... I guess Satan is hiding somewhere else and God is watching me with popcorns.

2006-05-23T17:43:00.000+08:00

I'm tired~

Nothing much I can blog about today. I thought I have a lot to blog. But at the same time, I don't.

Anyways, Khoops scare the shit out of me by telling I have BETA record. For goodness' sake, I DON'T. Phew! But really, I sort of pissed off at my co-form's attitude this afternoon. She told Hying that the PTM timing is according to our register number. OH for Satan's old ass' sake! Then why do the school even put the timing collumn for the parents to choose in the first place?!?!? Teachers are getting more and more ridiculous nowadays. Not happy, show attitude. Talk about role models, they are one to our young generation indeed. So what if you're a HOD? You're only making a big clown out of yourself by showing no respect for students.

Students will show respect to teachers only teachers themselves take the initiative to show respect to students.

Big mistake, women. Big mistake.

2006-05-22T23:17:00.000+08:00

Lost and not found??

Okay, how should I start this? Hmmm...

...

I had lost the ability to write proper poems already! Chicken neh neh! My previous one was a complete F9!! I can't believe it! It doesn't make any sense even though I tried to sprinkle some on my poems. Oh Satan's ass! How pathetic can I get? Am I that bad..? Gaahs~

Probably I'm losing all my confidence already. I feel kinda helpless now. You know, the feeling that you are having a very serious diarrhea and you stumble into the loo at your fastest speed. And when your business is done,you realise the loo is not equipped with any toilet paper. Not even a tap to wash your asshole that is dripping with some remains of the bombing of Pearl Habor.

My, my! Why do life has got to be so pathetic for me? I may have some luck in my hands, but I am without confidence and talents that I could use to make myself useful. ..Even the one I once saw it as a potential talent- writing.

Oh deary me! I can't write anymore. Or maybe I could only write under extreme pressure and oppression. For example the one I used to insult some people..
http://feelthehybridcollision.blogspot.com/2005/12/motherfuckers-who-justify-my-actions.html

This was one the poems that I wrote to insult dumbasses. It was pretty nice. Because there isn't any limit for me to write. I just criticised their stupidity throughout. And of course, expectedly, one of the leading character in this poem tried to act like he knows my poems and me VERY WELL. Whatever. You probably can't even read The Strait TImes and you want to interpret my poems? Go and die lah. If you know me well, you wouldn't even embarassed yourself by typing such things in your My Space. Please, you are in the cyberspace realm, there is a limit to your shamless actions.

Anyway, I still prefer my sonnets; sonnets look really cute to me. ((;

Though I wrote a number of barang-barangs, my aim is to write something that has got nothing to do with my personal life. Unfortunately, 80% are about what I personally went through and personal thoughts.

So, I guess it's time for me to do some travelling and gossiping to collect materials for poetry-building. (: If you interested to work a poem with me, please get horny with me!

2006-05-22T18:27:00.001+08:00

Please don't ever..

Gosh. Today is definitely very grey for a Monday. I wonder how can anyone stand the greyness and all. I don't dislike grey and all, in fact, it's a nice colour. But it just happens that grey makes me sort of sad.

I wonder why, sometimes when people tend to neglect and forget about the things they treasure the most. Oh dear, this stuff makes me feel grey again. It reminds me of one of my friends. I really treat her as my friend. But she repeatedly makes mistakes that makes me hate her.

You know, there are things that I really want to know; what good do I benefit from taking revenge on others when they had already done an irreversible pain on me? What do I get from all this? Probably I'll hurt myself even more. So what if I had all the attention and things I ever wanted in the world? It wouldn't make any difference when I die. I wouldn't have them when I die. All will be gone with time. This is the truth. Very saddening right?

We were human in this twisted pain.
We love, we hate again and again.
We kill each other's for our thirst for blood.
Massacring innocents' for the hunger of their guts.

Sick and tired by a murderer's life.
I seek a shelter behind sharp knives.
Recurring nightmares of a faint mind's strife;
Backstabbing us was an eight to five.

I keep a torch for my darkest path.
I knew revenge for her was never enough.
She would torment my soul for the things she had lost
What a price to pay to play with her at all cost

I knew I was her toy all along
That's why our tale had became a song;
To tell a story of a fairytale that went wrong.
If only you knew where I had come from...

probably the thirteenth or fourteenth sonnet..

2006-05-21T22:20:00.000+08:00

So what do you think?

Enough already. I'm so sick and tired of you fuckers. Talk so much bad things about people so others won't notice your fuckingness, right? Don't even try to deny that you bastards never try to do chee bye stuff to my friends. And oh please, I'm not including one of them.

Especially when you idiots try to tell people stories when you people don't even know a single fucking thing. Am I right? Sorry, I am definitely right. I DARE you to beg to differ. You want to twist your words and put words into my mouth, it's fine with me. But it makes you a even more cb person. But I guess you wouldn't mind because you are one already. You wouldn't even mind killing your whole family just to make the whole world think you're right. OH! You think I had said something to insult you?!? Go and die lah. I wonder why some people are so free to think of such dumb things then to do useful things instead. A wonder, isn't it?

Seriously, you want to ask people question, at least ask a more constructive one or at least that thing has got to do with you. Who on earth would ask such chee bye stuff? Have you ever regret having them as your friends? Huh? Do you? If your answer is NO, please don't go round asking others about it. It'll make you a stupid, brainless, shitass person. No wonder your O's got such lousy marks. Because you can't even even answer common sensed questions. You have any? I doubt so. Because you don't even have a pee-sai size of a brain. Feel insulted again? Then don't ask dumb things!

Oh Satan's ass! I'm blogging about it again, am I? Why do people without any background cannot learn tact? Or do they even understand the meaning of tact?
Never mind, to lessen their pain of checking the glorious dictionary, here goes:
Acute sensitivity to what is proper and appropriate in dealing with others, including the ability to speak or act without offending.

Does it ring a bell? I know people who are like that. I bet my darlings would agree.

2006-05-19T23:43:00.000+08:00

Specially for Your Entertainment!

This little column here is for bored nocturnal animals.

Okay, before I say anything, I suggest you should check out this stuff...

My very very first blog with Enno and Evee;
http://www.feelthehybridcollision.blogspot.com/
All poems. (:

For videos junkies,
http://www.youtube.com/results?search=hard+gay+bakafish&search_type=search_videos
Check out HARD GAY. (x

Xiaxue's blog, Colin and Kero's blog and etc. Got entertainment value de. >'<

Oh yeahs, Shall talk about some fun facts of Ahzuay (who is clearly, and obviously, ME) and her friends...

Yvonne's nickname, Enno, which is invented by me, is originally ENNOVY, YVONNE spelt backwards. (:
I'm a bisexual.
I had kissed Hying and Enno before; Hying three times, Enno once. :DD
I can write poems for god's sake.
I miss my short spiky hair. T.T
I gotta stop here becuase my brother just came home. Damn it...

2006-05-19T22:58:00.000+08:00

What do you call it?

Ignore my title, it's there for me to ponder over some CONTROVERSIAL topics. For example, asking people stupid questions and end up the whole world knows that you're dumb just because those words came out of your mouth. Oh, don't ask me who, what, when, where, why and how. No, not gonna do any good to you.

Anyways, if you want to know all these juicy topics, you might as well be like some bitch. Because these people will go around everyone's social circle, hooking up to everyone they know then get whole of the latest grapevine. Then, when someone promptly mention something which is not credible (but most likely true), then ha! The bitch will go like, "Your information is like, not very slow what,''

If you don't want to be like that, then find other alternatives. Not my problem anyway.

Oh, about that stupid question thingy, I want to share with the whole world about that question only, not the situation. So, since I had made myself clear, there it goes:

HAVE YOU EVER REGRET THAT THIS FEW PEOPLE LIVING UNDER THE SAME ROOF AS YOU IS YOUR FAMILY?

Man, how stupid can this world get?

2006-05-17T19:18:00.000+08:00

I don't like jiao lang

As I had mentioned above, I loathed jiao lang. And please for Satan's old ass' sake, don't let me bump into one. Ok, fine, it won't happen. Because my social network LINKED to PRESTIGIOUS JIAO LANG. :(

Hmm, so far, I think Edeline or Adeline Si (heck, who cares about her bloody name) is one of the most nauseous-setting person ever. She triggers people to puke in her truck hit face (I.E. BWANG CHIA BIN).

Let's call her BCB.

BCB is a typical Ah Lian wannabes. Long rebonded hair that looks like the mop thingy hanging down her face. Except that thingy looks straighter. Doesn't say any style about her. (Unlike other Ah lians that are really heads turning and got attitude. Nah, zilch, zeppel).

She calls her gang XIAO LONG NU. My goodness, i think if the author of Return of The Condor Heroes hears about it, he will die of heart attack and stroke immediately.
Please, no one on the realm of SS even heard about it man. And her dressing style is like damn act jap lah! She look more like aunty going to market can?!?

The most nauseating thing I have ever heard before is she beat up someone who purposely didn't return blows to her and she damn fucking proud of it. Oh My God, I think my intestines are coming out. Seriously, she's fucking good source of entertainment. She thinks she's so great when she don't even do a thing when my clique and me is making fun of her- IN HER BLOODY FUCKING FACE. LOL

My friend, who provided me with all the BCB's information, disclose that it's because if she jeng us, we would tell teacher and she'll kana CANTOMENT (is it how u spell it??). BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cantoment?!?!?!?! Does she even has the chance to lay a finger on us?? Enno jeng her neh neh she'll cry lor. Oh yeah, FYI, she is bloody flat, like let's say an AA-cup??
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

What, Xiao Long Nu gang, I still Xiao Long Bao lor. HAHAA.

P.S. : If you are the person described above and you wanna jeng me, go ahead lah, I won't stop you. ((: (like you can even touch me lidat)

2006-05-16T18:44:00.000+08:00

Frustrated

I'm damn frustrated now. I failed my Emaths and Amaths.

Then, today's dumb workshop make me more frustrated. GAAAHS! I thought there would be some study skills and short-cuts to study maths. I WISHED. It was some stupid magic show presented by some speaker with really bad English pronounciation. Not that my pronouciation is PERFECT, but I don't go around solving probrems. Her accent makes me frustrated, I don't know why, but yeah, it's really irritating.

So, we paid $18 for a 3hr30mins workshop to learn really dumb stuff and torture ourselves under her 'PREFECT' accent. Oh save me! O'Satan's old ass! Look what have my school subject her brilliant students into?!?!?! STUPIDITY!

And the school soon, will book and suspend students over the tiniest matter! And when teachers SHIT, we WIPE their ASS. Oh, how wonderful! How glorious this can get! Getting student's hands dirty instead of themself! So, are we scapegoats, or slaves or really STUDENTS? You know?

Anyway, our dear Mr Chan fell down while WALKING and had to stitch his head! What the hell! How did he do that?!?!? I'm not particularly fond of him, but it feels kind of weird without him. Hmmm, maybe because I don't like Molly lao shi. GAAHS.

2006-05-14T23:59:00.000+08:00

May the stars falls down on me and i'm still alive- KICKING

Yes people, I know a whole LOT of you human want me dead. But like I mentioned, I'm alive and kicking your ass. Surprised right?? Yeah, especially you fucking bastard reading my God-damned blog. Who give a bloody damn if you are 'OH-I'M-SO-WEAK'? Probably your over-sodomised shit hole would.

Anyways, I've got really nice accesories from Michelle. :DD
My GOODNESS. She's the HITLER in the next generation of the women's shopping spree cult. Her stuff rule over my finance and bank accounts!!!! Save me O'Satan's ass!!! I'm going to be bankrupt in 7 days' time!

O' Mighty O'Lord! Who would ever resist the chioness that she and her accessories could ever emits?!?!?!?!?! Probaby herself. Sighs! Guess I shall drench myself in her worldly creations under her Godly hands- AGAIN.

Sayonara, Suckers. I have the priviledge of her beauty.
Because i'm not a XL

2006-05-10T11:54:00.000+08:00

Greed Frenzy

Today I'll be to get some electronic gadgets! Yupp, with Ling`er. Lalalalalaas~

But I guess it would quite a hectic trip. Gaahs, why does good and cheap stuff has to be so far from my house?? -_-

Anyway, like what I had mentioned yesterday, I'm feeding my greed. So I shall make a sinful trip to Funan...

2006-05-09T15:22:00.000+08:00

Freedom in My Hands

Yupp humans, like I had promised, I'm blogging right after my gruelling exams!

And really, for the past one month I'm like under a lot of friction. 'Friction??' Yeah....... FRICTION! There's lots of expectations, shopping list, finance management, image management, health, blah blah blah thing going on. So I'm really wear out now. OH DEARY ME! Plus I go helter-skelter to check out V3 price so probably I could trade in for a W800i, which is, a whole lot better then 'God's handphone' aka N70. No offence, N70 religious peeps, really.

Then, the local grapevine grew up some great juicy grapes. Gosh! When can losers ever QUIT? Hmm, the results is nothing out of ordinary my dear. This incident reminds me of my V3 hunt. My V3 is like a second hand one, and i was thinking to trade in with W800i, like I had mentioned above. But since it has scratches, no one really want it at $150.. So my dear losers, if you think you are from SPCA, I suggest you should go check out if you're SCHIZOPRENIC. If you're not, dream on to think you could be her DOG.

Hmm. It's really distracting nowadays. Well, as you can see, there are really new camera popping outta nowhere, mp3 that has enough space to fit a Humpfalump( think Winnie the Pooh; the movie's elephant), nice clothes which can really turn any typical ah lian into Cinderella, and really good skin care products on Sasa'a selves.

So, I'm sort of saving up to feed my greed.

Well, if you're some sorta financial assistant you could come for my interview. Salary? Shopping sprees and free image and fashion consulting. (:

2006-04-21T06:23:00.000+08:00

Today; Er-rmrmrm
It's like six in the morning now and I'm going to school. Argh. I will update my blog after exams! (:

2006-04-11T22:04:00.000+08:00

Today; With Black Maria!~
Oh my god.
Today is THE day.
Ronin was in SJC! OMG OMG OM G O MG OO MM G! Gosh. But it's the best and worst day of my damned life in school. I have my reasons, human.

2006-04-07T16:59:00.000+08:00

Today; Like any friday.
Yes people, I know I've not been updating entries. Because I'm lazy and there's nothing much to write. My life has always been right here. Only some problems bypass me and decided to pester me to solve them, if not, my life is still here. So now, everything is ok, I don't really have anything much to rant about. And I haven't been to any interesting places, so I can't share much too. Ok, only the Laselle trip this wednesday was SPECTACULAR. Teehee.

Really, SA1 is round my corner, and everyone else corner. And I'm fretting already! Everyone is studying already lah! What the hell.. Now I'm the only one have not even hit the texts! Damn it!!

Sighs* Anyway, I went to get a haircut at the ah beng shop near my house today. My hair looked better, but it's so THIN!!!! Sobs* But at least it's much presentable than my previous ugly hairstyle. >'<

Really, going to this ah beng shop not bad lah. But I really hate the ah lians there. Or rather, the ones who are noisy and act lian. Chee bye, especially those two girls who keep looking at me. Grrr! Make me wanna pong them! RAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!! Huiying was waiting outside of the saloon all along (the saloon is like damn small lah) with other people. And there's these two girls, according to her, were criticising people AT THE TOP OF THEIR VOICES. Hmm. I don't know about that, but if they were, I'm not even surprise is people will beat them up. By the way, as I was saying, these two charbos were looking at me when I stepped out of the saloon. Fucking irritating. So I glare back at them. So rubbish. They are like BWANG CHIA BIN can?!?!?!?!?!?! My god, feel like smacking their bwanged face. Better not, later my hand rot. Back to the topic, so Huiying and I left. But we decided to walk back because I wanted to buy something. Then they stared at me again!!!! What the fuck?! I know I very chio, but no need to get jealous over it and keep staring at me right?! Hais, jialat lah, nowadays stupidity is spreading like nobody's business.

So yeah, today is such a friday. Better plan my solo outing again!

2006-04-06T00:00:00.000+08:00

Shutter:

He breezes through the air as his body sings.
in union with his graceful swings.
they sing with pride to tell a tale
of how his story became so real:

their fate brushes with each other's shoulders
once a pair, but now she don't even bother
their fiery passionate love
outran the Spirit's time worth

it all ended with a touch
he tried to keep all these painful memory
but all dispersed in his clutch
he lose himself and became just another history

he winced through every movements showed
his every breathing in his body flow
pain realeased in his insanity
this dance is no more a ballet's vanity.

his memory saw him fade away
left only the shell- his body disarray
memories could no longer piece him back
only left scattered, in shutter's track

2006-04-03T20:22:00.000+08:00

Today; Ikea Insanity..
I went to Ikea with Hying today. Oh my god. I swear to you people that it's one of my finest shopping trip ever. Er.. Don't get the wrong idea that I never have any good shopping trips. In fact, every shopping trips is like the most therapeutic. But this one in Ikea is different. Because I'm enjoying life right now with Ikea. .. Ok, it doesn't sound credible. But whatever it is, it's one of my happiest shopping trips!

She wanted to shop for some necessities so I agree to accompany her there. Yupps, and end up I'm the one spending the most on my 'new-found' furnitures. People, WELCOME to Ahzuay's Kingdom with the finest selections of Ikea furnitures. *cocky smile*

Ok, maybe in the near future then I'll have a Kingdom. For now, I'm living in Hougang Ave 8's famous slumps. *sighs*

Oh yeah people, if you're going Ikea someday and coincidentlly I'm free, pick me up along! I'm compact and travel friendly, yeah, so just remember to put me in your shopping bag!
Okie now, going to meet my darling! Ta-ta peeps!

2006-03-27T23:15:00.000+08:00

Today; No mood to be serious.
I'm no mood to be serious today. :D But then people, there is things to be sorted out. So yah, make me double piss off, especially when I'm in my irritable mood. Gaahs. Never mind, things will be just fine.

Oh yeahs, in case curious people who want to know what's with my last two blog, I say:

An August wind blows with the heat
Blows away a sane mind's creed
Blinded by a devil's deed
Of the evil temptations' breed

The December winter hard and cold
Slowly the devil's mask unfolds
Revealed the darkest story yet to be told
Of the muderer's gripping hold-

I know this wouldn't make sense to anybody. But seriously, think harder and it does make sense lah.

I can't seem to find the Final Fantasy X theme song! Gaahs! So I ended up putting this song. ...Will change soon!

2006-03-27T17:04:00.000+08:00

Today; Gone yesterday, and the rest of my life.
As I have mentioned last night and above, I'm gone for then rest of my life. So I don't give a damn who I'm insulting now, because it make no difference to me. All stupid people what.

Wah lau. Na beh. You want to know so much for what? Chow chee bye. Talk so much, you think you very smart is it? Wah lan eh, chee bye, you don't even know then want to tell us what to do. Even your lan jiao smarter than you lor. What? Fucking disgusted by what I've typed here? Then don't read! No one fucking force you to read what. You kahpoh chee bye want to read then make so much noise. Kanina, you think lin lao bu keep quiet then you can make so much noise. Fuck you understand! Don't ever think of telling my friends what to do lor. You think you older than us you can say so much jiao wei. Kanina, of all jiao lang i see you are the most fucked up one. What buay song is it? Go fuck yourself lah! Go fuck yourself is more song than reading my fucking blog what. So old already still don't know how to think. So what? You think you know how to say vularities then I scared of you arh? Lin na beh chow chee bye. Go fuck yourself lah. Gong ah neh zuay lan jiao wei. Might as well just fuck the smily on your fucking msn and stop asking questions. "I believe you know." Chee bye. I also believe you know you are a motherfucker. Want to attack my friend no need like that one. So chee bye for what? Later your lan jiao rot then you know. Your fucking English standard so low liao still want to comment on my poem. na beh chee bye.

2006-03-27T00:06:00.000+08:00

Today; I am HERE. I was HERE.
Hello everybody, from what I typed here, You all know I am here. Or is it not? Never mind, because in a while, I'll be gone.

2006-03-25T14:50:00.000+08:00

Today; Yesterday.
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Today, my mood was so much better than yesterday. Yesterday, I lost my phone. What pains me a lot is my pictures and my hand phone strap. Ok, I know I'm addressing on a very unimportant stuff. But the handphone strap and the pictures got a lot of sentimental value! It really saddens me. But what can I do? Probably I'll make a police report... Ok, I know it sounds retarded again but whoever that lucky person who pick it up tried to contact me! WTF!! I wasn't at home! -_- And obviously that bugger at home never pick up the phone.

So, yeah, I was so distressed yesterday that I didn't even bother to blog. Sheesh. but never mind. I will have a new phone soon. (: But I can''t really expect much. >'<

Recently, there's some stupid thing that has been going on for a while. And some how, some of us seems like the ones to be blame. Or is it not? These incidents only make me suspicious of my friends. I can't even tell whether these people smile sincerely or out of 'conspiracy' (I couldn't find any matching vocabs...)
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